Artist: leochi
Title: Young Malfoy
Characters: Young Draco or Scorpius
Rating: G

But don't look there, that's where you can comment, look at the pic in the original size. It is BIG enough to cover your screen. And then tell me you didn't go WOW! I can see his white eyelashes! And look at his lips! So adorable.

Title: Fuck the Opera
Author: aki_hoshi
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: 2100
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Draco wants Harry to go to the opera. Harry doesn't want to, and somehow, gets his way. Aurors PWP.

Title: The Honeyduke's Job
Author: nishizono
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Auror H/D, established relationship, Draco on a sugar high, and the abuse of children's songs
Word Count: 3193
Summary: What could be more fun than a stakeout in a sweet shop with Draco Malfoy? Well there's castration, watching Hagrid give Voldemort a lap dance...

( Also, may I just say how much I love this orgasm description? )

Title: And Nobody Wears A Crown
Author: coffeejunkii
Pairing: Colin Morgan/Bradley James
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~12k
Summary: A story about a summer in France, in which Bradley finds himself intrigued by Irish names, Colin reads a lot, Angel and Katie are their usual innocent selves, and a few moments change everything.

EEEEEE! I want an icon that says: I read RPS and I LIKED it! This was so perfect. I don't know much about Colin and Bradley, except they are adorable, so for me, it was like reading original fiction, but with two cute boys I ♥. Hot sex didn't hurt. Oh no, it didn't.

I has a H/D drabble. I don't know where this angsty thing came from. The prompt for hd100 was secret.

In other news, I'm still busy. DAMNIT! But I'm currently trying to catch up with my flist and write two gift!ficlets.

anelma_unelma, your fic is planned out and half-written and it's called: How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight (Presuming He Had Any)

Srsly.

And kaykayen, I totally had an epiphany. Mirror!sex, but with vampire!Harry who has no reflection. :D :D :D

Ahem. I have a question.

Do YOU (writers) post your stories on Fanfiction.net? If yes, do you post your more explicit stories there? I mean, obviously it's not a place where you post PWPs and outright porn, but where exactly is the limit? And are you concerned about limits? I ask because I've seen a lot of fairly explicit stories there, and I thought that was a no-no. But then again, stories I've seen, although they were explicit, they were ... tame? But perhaps my definition of tame is fucked up?

*puts pimp hat on*

Art makes me happy.

leochi drew this for me (well, actually for my sister the Snape fan) and it's absolutely gorgeous (naturally, duh). Brooding, miserable Snape drinking whiskey! ♥♥♥

And if for some bizarre reason you haven't seen heathen_ursidae's comic Malfoy's Malady: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 and Part 4. Well then go see it now! It's hilarious beyond belief. Also, NWS!

Also, do you want to read Seducing Draco Malfoy in Spanish? Because you can thanks to helenadax!

That's it. I'm gonna go now and make Draco realize he's not straight.

The lovely people who saved you from excessive spamming

1.) The wonderful talented winter_june made this for me. For my unbirthday, or rather my dog's birthday! (Heh, I whined!) It's a banner for Intense Veela Encounters and Catching Birds. And it features an almost naked guy (NWS!) with BEAUTIFUL wings! And it's OMGSOHOT! And all the little details there! There's rain and then that scene where Harry lies down on top of Draco, and Draco hugs him and pets him and calls him George, and makes the evil (but sexy) wings go bye-bye. *melts* ♥

2.) lokifan was TOO sweet and wrote me two (TWO!) drabbles, a fluffy Spike/Connor drabble and a sweet Harry/Draco drabble! *hugs*

3.) leochi whom I couldn't adore more if I tried, drew THIS for me! It's my slipper-thief-of-a-dog! Just awwwww. That third panel? That's sooo him. With that backward glance that says, "I have her slipper! I have her slipper! Is she looking? OMG! I'm too smart for my fur!"

4.) OHEMGEE! softly_sweetly is just ... ROWR! This, this, this! It's something that will make me very happy every time I enter my flat. Read about Faith (ME!) walking in on Harry and Draco shagging on her sofa! And ENVY ME HARD! *giggles*

5.) Also, because alaana_fair put my username above the conclusion (you're kidding about that, right? There's more?) to her spectacularly fluffy and adorable orphanage series, I'm claming that one as mine too! MUAHAHAHAHAH! *is grabby*

So. Squeeeee!

( Feeling better and almost playing foosball )

Also, if anyone has/knows of oneshoty porn or/and fluff — TELL ME, PLEASE!