This is definitely a Hogwarts!fic scene. *nod nod* Doesn't this make you feel inspired to write a cute little smutty drabble? *is hopeful*

I did write a silly little something. Now, it's your turn. Man, I read a fic today that depressed me so much. I mean, it was BAD. Really, really BAD. Hide beneath the covers and cry for your mummy bad. *shudders* I need happy fluff. I have a little writer's block, did you notice that? :( Everything I write just turns to crap. *cries*

Um. Sorry. It'll be late obviously. I've slacked at the beginning of the week, which means I had to actually do some work towards the end of it. :( Plus, the virgin!sex is a bit complicated. So many words. Man! It took Draco 3000 words of babbling to take his clothes off. *shakes head* And Harry had to use tricks!

I'm just taking a little break. From work and writing.

Oh! I wanted to say, thank you, cleo_jay, for your VGift! *snuggles silly* She has wisely concluded that since I already have a pair of handcuffs I definitely need a whip. *looks at her profile page a bit fearfully* I must use them somewhere. Er ... that wasn't TMI. They are virtual gifts so I'd use them virtually. Though whips make me think OW! But Harry could totally carry one around, but not use it. Just because it'll be hot.

Which reminds me. You know how aliens want me to write porn? I have more proof. They're giving me these little clues, you see.

( Observe. )

First, as you know, LJ is going bye-bye in three ... two ... one ... So smoke 'em if you got 'em. I've backed-up my journal, and crossposted every single post to IJ. So see you there if something goes wrong. I'm faithwood there too. I may go and search and friend you guys.

Second, yumekutteikt, who is awesome, drew this pic based on Halloween Quickie Series' "Backfired". It's funny.

Coincidently, I've named the last series The Pervert Series. :D

And third, thank you again, alaana_fair, for your V-Gift (my first ever! *is super excited*)!

So as thanks ... A drabble-y-thingy. (This probably won't amuse you if you're not Alaana, or if you don't follow her journal.)

( Alaana is so sweet that if she owned Harry and Draco, this is what she'd do. )

First, authors and artists, all of you — popular, underappreciated, new, and old — go here. (If you want.) Pick your most popular fic/pic and your favourite fic/pic and pimp yourself. Why? Well, why not? This is turning out to be an awesome post and LJ is dead, and you need reading material if nothing else, right? So at least stalk the entry for recs. (Then maybe you'll feel like pimping.) I've stalked and was reminded about stellamoon.

Prepare to fangirl. GO!

So stellamoon. WOW! You may have seen some of this art, but I must make this post to fangirl as hard as I can, because I'm amazed with this artist. I'm amazed with a lot of artists, but they're around more and stellamoon is someone I know and have seen around, but not nearly as much as I would like to.

These are all Harry/Draco, or Harry, or Draco unless otherwise noted. Forgive me, these are all beautifully drawn and if I knew a bit more about art I'd say something clever, but mostly I can just drool. *hangs head in shame* So without further ado ...

Peacock Dreams (NC-17) This exists so you could stare and stare and never stop staring. It's so beautiful that nothing I say could describe it properly. Just LOOK at it!

Coming Home (PG) This exists so you could sigh happily and admire.

Longing (G) This is Harry. I mean, this IS Harry. *is adamant*

Harry on the Sofa (PG) This is also Harry. MY Harry!

Remus Lupin (G) Oh my God! I wish I imagined Remus like this while reading the books.

Under the Maypole (PG) *happy sigh* Gorgeous.

Harry (PG) You'd think I can't sigh anymore. But ... *sigh*

Back Off! (G) LOL! Little Draco. He's so freaking adorable. And SO Draco!

And thank you, romaine24, for reminding me about this newest naughty one! Draco and the Lion Tamer (NC-17)

*adores*

ETA: New HPB trailer is up. I haven't looked closely yet, but I think Draco is crying in the bathroom at 1:32 and Harry and Ginny are almost kissing at 1:33.

I'm KIDDING! Relax.

LOL! Ahem. So I skimmed through my flist today. No, not flist, I've read my flist. I've skimmed that 'Manage friends' thingy. Cos I've been friending back sort of erratically lately. And I'm home this week, apparently. I'm a bit ... indisposed. Yeah. So. Anyway, I made this huge flist cut and chucked half of you from my flist!

I'm KIDDING!

I just friended back a bunch of people whose names I recognize (even vaguely) — THOUGH YOU DID NOT TALK TO ME, YOU MEANIES! — and can be sure that they're not mad Russian bots that HACK PEOPLE! OMG! (Fan service comment: If you don't know, there's this LJ-sec thingy used for easy crossposting/maintaining secondary journals and LJ-archive thingy that saves your posts AND comments. So you can be prepared.) *whimpers*

So I'm just telling you 'bout the friending, so you know what's the what.

Okay, so, I am ever so slightly drunk, but rational enough to click and type. Kinda. I SWEAR, MajaLi, I've beta-ed your fic before I got drunk. *nods*

Also, this drabble by enchanted_jae is the cutest thing that ever cuted in Cuteville.