Um. Sorry. It'll be late obviously. I've slacked at the beginning of the week, which means I had to actually do some work towards the end of it. :( Plus, the virgin!sex is a bit complicated. So many words. Man! It took Draco 3000 words of babbling to take his clothes off. *shakes head* And Harry had to use tricks!

I'm just taking a little break. From work and writing.

Oh! I wanted to say, thank you, cleo_jay, for your VGift! *snuggles silly* She has wisely concluded that since I already have a pair of handcuffs I definitely need a whip. *looks at her profile page a bit fearfully* I must use them somewhere. Er ... that wasn't TMI. They are virtual gifts so I'd use them virtually. Though whips make me think OW! But Harry could totally carry one around, but not use it. Just because it'll be hot.

Which reminds me. You know how aliens want me to write porn? I have more proof. They're giving me these little clues, you see.



So there was this interview with Tom Felton where he said he is keen to pursue comedy projects in the future. Heh. He also said this about Draco in HBP:

“Before, Malfoy was always two-dimensional. It's never gone into depth about why he is like he is.

"The latter books divulge into the depths of his childhood and his relationship with his father. A lot of questions are answered in the upcoming films and it makes playing him a lot more fun. He has much more varied emotions now rather than being a one-trick pony."

It's really, really sad that my mind works in this way, but all I got from this was: DRACO IS A PONY! And then, my thought process went like this: Ponies! Horses! Equus! DanRad! Harry! Harry on a horse! Harry in a riding suit! Harry in a riding suit with a whip! Harry in a riding suit with a whip in the stables! STABLE!SEX! And of course once I've reached stable!sex, my mind went back to pony!Draco, thusly completing the circle.

So see? Aliens have noticed that I'm nearly finished with one fic and they're trying to push another at me. They want me to write some stable!bondage!sex so Harry can ride his pony. (Though, I hope that they're not trying to make me write beastiality. Cos I'm not writing THAT! (Well, there was this Parvati Patil/Firenze fic I've read ... uh, never mind. But that was totally canon.))

Oh! And then there was this. I've tired to make an icon out of newest trailer for HBP. The crying!bathroom!Draco one. Of course I gave up after five minutes, because my artistic creativity goes KABOOM very quickly, so I just made a loop. So Draco is twitching. But sometimes twitching is good.



If you think about it, this icon is totally relevant to my pony!Draco tale. *nods*

Not that I'll write it. No way. I already have another half-written fic I have to finish; I've been trying to do that for two weeks now. Obviously, there's only one solution. We must appease the aliens.

So, you guys, stable!sex must be written. And since I can't ...

See? Even Agent Smith Lord Elrond wants you to write stable!sex. So you must. You must! *bats lashes* Or at least rec me some. What with Equus and all, there's gotta be some HD Stable!sex! *demands*

Okay, I'm done. I needed a break. I'm gonna go and write now. Draco has just begun to wonder if he had banged his head against the wall outside Harry's apartment for a little too long. Poor dear.