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Speaking of schedules I'm not keeping . . . I will write these fics. I will. But people whose birthdays are coming up? So sorry. I just HAVE to finish these first.

SQUEE!

Okay, I'll be creepy now, but I must build a shrine to Cheryl Dyson. I must and I will. Hell! I have time. Also, I must find zebrui and either strangle her or kiss her silly. See, I don't read WiPs. I don't. It's a rule! My rule! But nooooo, zebrui had to be all, "Oh you know Cheryl's newest fic? It's one of her best! *dreamy eyes* So awesome!" I lasted two days, but then Cheryl's glove!fic (ALSO a WiP, damnit, Dyson!) broke my resolve. So a WiP rec:

Title: Paradigm
Rating: Dyson (I hope this means someone will end up wearing a collar and a leash)
Summary: In my quest to write every single cliche in fandom, I unveil RENTBOY DRACO! Done my way. *grin*

Done my way.

That's the best way. :D

Oh do read this (if you're not already reading). It's awesomesauce. And yes, a WiP, but one of those WiPs where you're glad you can catch a breath after each chapter. Also, if you don't like rentboy fics, you'll like this even more. Harry is amazing, and Draco is ridiculously cute. And the sex! MY GOD! THE SEX! Teaser:

Should he live to be two hundred, he would never lose the image of Harry Potter hovering over him like a dark angel, black hair tipped in a halo from the dim lighting, glistening with sweat and gazing down at him with an expression Draco had never seen on anyone’s face before. If he had been a bigger fool, he would have sworn it was adoration.

IT IS ADORATION, DRACO! OKAY?

*dies of fangirl-y glee*

Oh and before I melt completely, just one more rec, art this time:

Title: Liar
Artist: reira_21
Characters: Draco/Harry
Rating: G

This is gorgeous and so incredibly sweet!


A huge thank you to everyone who pimped A Guide to Fanfiction! ♥

ETA: Oh fuck this no WiP business. bryoneybrynn just posted the first chapter of her newest H/D fic and I adore it already.

Title: Buyer Beware
Summary: Eighth year has begun and all our favourite people are back at Hogwarts. A "servent auction" is being held to raise money for children orphaned by the war. Harry Potter is up on the block. Who do you think will bid on him?

As Draco says: It was going to be fucking brilliant.