Aaaarrrrggggghhhh! FLIST, Y U SO BIG?

I'm not really complaining. I just realized I've missed a TON of PORN and ART because ... I DON'T KNOW! I'm blind? Merely an idiot? I'll totally catch up over the weekend. Of course, everyone is at Terminus *is jealous* so I'm not expecting an influx of new posts.

Well, the good news is (for me) I'll be less busy in the upcoming weeks because RL promised to back off and well *cough* I've dropped out of hd_inspired. :( I HAD TO! It was driving me insane! I'm saying a big NO to fests! God, the pressure! I cannot take it. *crumbles dramatically*

And the bad news is ... Um. Actually, I don't have bad news. All is well.

Right. My reason for posting is:

CLAIM YOUR PRESENTS HERE!

My plotbunnies are wild and not very obedient, and I say I'll write something and then I don't write it for weeks, SO if you (FLISTERS) have a birthday this month or even somewhere in September (or it was JUST RECENTLY but I missed it) and you WANT me to write you a birthday ficlet, give me a prompt NOW (or a bit later if you need to think about it, just reply to this post).

I CAN promise I WILL write them, but I can't promise I'll write them on time, or in a logical order (wild plotbunnies, I said!) but the sooner you tell me ...

NOTE: Observe that almost everything I write is written for some kind of prompt. I AM a prompt whore, so don't hesitate to ask. If you're a lurker and I don't know you, as long you're on my flist, please feel free to drop me a prompt. I like handing out presents. ♥

What can you ask? You know my two pairings and as far as HP is concerned, sorry, but that's all I can write. (I suppose if someone wants to, they can ask me for Peter/Caspian or a Buffy or a Faith pairing or possibly Jack/Ianto (though these might suck). No other restrictions, except I can't write cross-dressing and please bear in mind that I write SHORT stuff. So asking me to write a "AU non-magic story where Draco and Harry attend high-school and Draco is a cheerleader and Harry plays basketball"*** will result in a strange crazy ficlet of 500 words where I refuse to take your prompt seriously. Or you'll get it in a year or two.

***If you ask for this now, I'll whack you.

You can give me a sentence, a couple of words, a vague idea, a specific idea, a kink, whatever. You can be random, but this is your present, so think about what you want.

kaykayen, vampire!Harry is not your birthday present, you still get to claim something else. And um, that fic is mean to me, but I'll get there, love!)

Also, have a laugh. This is a truly hilarious video (to me) that makes fun of Batman's growly voice.

Also Batman related and damn funny: Check out this animation!

ALSO-ALSO! IMPORTANT! OMG! Does anyone have some Jack/Ianto recs? You know me, short and porny stuff, I seek. Please! It's an emergency! I know that there are Torchwood fans on my flist. Show yourselves!

Sorry, I'm a little excited! Because now, I'm going out to get drunk, I hope! Wheeee! I haven't in WEEKS! Hope that I won't spam you with some crazy posts later!

BTW, I love you guys! *squishes* (No, I'm not drunk yet, just randomly happy and squishy!)

Have a great weekend everyone!

♥!