27 October 2008 @ 04:12 pm
FIC: Ghostly Fun (H/D; R; 500) Halloween Quickie Series (1/5)  
Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Title: Ghostly Fun
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R-ish
Word Count: ~500
Status: I have a strange idea of combining these prompts to tell a voyeuristic snapshot story of Harry and Draco falling in love in their Eight Year and then announcing this to the Hogwarts population. But that might not work (or maybe it's not allowed), so for now, consider this complete.
Summary: Sometimes Moaning Myrtle moans for other reasons.
Note: First ficlet written for [livejournal.com profile] awdt's Halloween Quickies, prompt #1 was: scary/ghost stories. Expect one silly ficlet per day this week. :|
Unrelated Note: [livejournal.com profile] yumekutteikt is so awesome. Look what I have: A drawing of a scene from that veela!Draco cookie thingy without a title. Harry clutching Draco's pants kills me!


#1:


Ghostly Fun


"It's not that I don't appreciate seeing a naked, young man taking a bath," the Gray Lady commented. "But after a while it gets a bit boring. And a minute ago when he was singing; it was actually scary."

"Harry Potter singing is scary," Moaning Myrtle agreed. "But don't worry; things will pick up soon." She smiled knowingly.

Just as she said it, the door of the prefect's bathroom flew open and one Draco Malfoy strode in imperiously.

"Ah-ha!" Moaning Myrtle exclaimed as the Lady next to her paled so hard, not even Myrtle's ghostly eyes could se her anymore.

"Oh! Will this turn violent? I cannot stand violence!" the Lady bemoaned.

"Well, sometimes it's a bit violent," Myrtle allowed. "But it's hardly worth mentioning. These incidents always end the same." She nodded. "See, Draco here will now declare his utter indignation ..."

"Potter, must you always be here? Honestly, I can't even walk into a random room anymore without finding you naked inside it!"

"And then Harry here will show he's not as dim-witted as he looks," Myrtle continued.

"Did it eve occurred to you, Malfoy, to stop following me around, hoping you'll catch me naked?"

As Draco spluttered indignantly, the Gray Lady's interest peaked, probably because as Draco was grumbling he was also stripping.

"See, now," Myrtle explained. "Draco will pretend that his illogical conclusion is the most natural thing on the world."

"Fine, Potter. If you insist to be in my way, see if I care. I came to have a bath and a bath I will have!"

"And now Potter will lie."

"Fine! But I don't want to have sex with you. Again."

"And now Draco will show incredible talent for denial."

"As if I wanted to have sex with you. Ever. Have you been fantasising again, Potter?"

Draco entered the large tub; his body flushed and cock hard and leaking, effectively contradicting Draco's words.

"And Potter won't say anything anymore, because he's much too busy drooling." Myrtle leaned closer to the wide-eyed and no longer bored-looking Gray Lady, and whispered conspiratorially, "Harry here, has this enormous," Lady's eyes grew larger, "oral fixation," Myrtle finished. Then, when she noticed that the Lady seemed slightly disappointed, she added quickly, "Oh he has a huge prick too."

The Lady blushed. "As if I care for such things," she said primly, but then squeaked as the water in the bathtub splashed all over the bathroom.

"But he lacks patience," Myrtle declared, watching Harry trying to subdue the naked, struggling blond.

"Oh my!" the Lady covered her eyes. Rather futilely as her hand was transparent. "Oh dear. Potter seems quite ... ferocious. And that Malfoy boy is ... bendy."

Both the Lady and Myrtle cocked their heads as Draco demonstrated his bendiness, moaning delightedly, "Potter, you're completely savage!" And then, "Oh yes! Right there. Don't stop ... I still hate you, though."

"Mmmmm. Yeah, me too ..." was Harry's breathless reply.

"Oh!" the lady gasped after a minute. "That's an interesting place the Potter boy just shoved his tongue in."

"Oh he also has a shoving-things-into-Malfoy's-various-orifices fixation."

When Harry and Draco began moving together, their movements fast but fluid, the Lady clapped her hands excitedly. "Oh! Oh! Oh! This is fun!"

Watching Harry bite Draco's neck, eliciting a low growl from Draco's throat, Myrtle moaned contently. "Now do you understand why I like to hang around bathrooms so much?"





#2: Filch's Fun
#3: Caught
#4: Backfired
#5: Coming Out

 
 
Current Mood: cranky
 
 
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[identity profile] corruptravnclaw.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 03:28 pm (UTC)
"Oh dear. Potter seems quite ... ferocious. And that Malfoy boy is ... bendy."

*dies twice*
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:23 pm (UTC)
LOL! *revives twice*

(no subject) - [identity profile] hmrpotter.livejournal.com on October 28th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 28th, 2008 01:48 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] latteunicorns.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
Hi, I would like to say that the following two lines,
"And now Draco will show incredible talent for denial." and

"Oh he also has a shoving-things-into-Malfoy's-various-orifices fixation."


just killed me and I love the way you write so could we please be friends?

faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:25 pm (UTC)
Of course! Though, apparently it could be hazardous to your health. *frets* No more dying! :D

♥ *friends back*
[identity profile] nolagal.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
Fabulous, The Grey Lady got quite a show! I loved the commentary by Mrytle, too good!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! Glad you liked it! ♥
[identity profile] andrea--88.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
LMAO
Great interpretation of the prompt
Love the idea of The Grey Lady and Myrtle watching the two and Myrtle knowing what will happen next

excellent :o)
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! Glad you liked it! ♥

(Psssst! Can I link the quickies together?)
(no subject) - [identity profile] andrea--88.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 10:33 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 10:43 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] andrea--88.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 10:44 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
LOL fantastic story and they are all naughty I love it.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥
[identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
"Oh!" the lady gasped after a minute. "That's an interesting place the Potter boy just shoved his tongue in."

"Oh he also has a shoving-things-into-Malfoy's-various-orifices fixation."


SWEET EFFING MARY, WOMAN *cracks up* This is hilarious! And wonderful! And hilarious!!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:30 pm (UTC)
*squishes hard*

Thanks, babe! ♥
[identity profile] romaine24.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
Draco is bendy LMAO.

"Oh he also has a shoving-things-into-Malfoy's-various-orifices fixation." Okay, now that just made me spit out my coffee.

*applause*
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
Heh. Well he DOES! Everyone knows that! :D

Thank you! ♥
[identity profile] aki-hoshi.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 04:20 pm (UTC)
Draco is BENDY!!!! I LOVE IT!

:D This cheered me up a bit, love. Thank you.

*grumbles* Stupid exes and their stupid not-making sense emails.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:32 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad it cheered you up, babe! *squish*

Want me to beat someone up! *shakes fist*
(no subject) - [identity profile] aki-hoshi.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:52 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] aki-hoshi.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] lotus-lizzy.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
Guh, that was hot, hot, HOT!!!! Wonderful job, hon!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
Thanks, love! *squish*
leo_draconis[identity profile] leo-draconis.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 04:40 pm (UTC)
Fricking YUM.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
Thank you very much! ♥
[identity profile] sisika.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 04:51 pm (UTC)
Oh Lordy. *dies*
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
*revives and pets* There, there.

(no subject) - [identity profile] sisika.livejournal.com on October 29th, 2008 02:43 am (UTC)
[identity profile] tmkline.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 04:58 pm (UTC)
Love Myrtle's commentary, really too cute.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it, love! ♥
[identity profile] pepper202.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 04:58 pm (UTC)
*gigglesnort*
That was just wonderful.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:35 pm (UTC)
Thanks, babe! Glad you liked it! ♥
[identity profile] heathen-arcade.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 05:21 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! I love these two as color commentators to the H/D.

And "bendy"--brilliant!!!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
Ghost gotta have fun too! *nods*

Thanks, babe! *squish*
voldything[identity profile] voldything.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 05:27 pm (UTC)
"Harry here, has this enormous," Lady's eyes grew larger, "oral fixation," Myrtle finished. Then, when she noticed that the Lady seemed slightly disappointed, she added quickly, "Oh he has a huge prick too."


*DIES*
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
*revives quickly*

Thank you for reading!
tari_sue[personal profile] tari_sue on October 27th, 2008 05:43 pm (UTC)
Fancy corrupting the poor Grey Lady like that, letting her know what she's been missing all these years.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:39 pm (UTC)
Oh she's probably faking. I bet she's a perv. All ghost are, surely. That's what I would do if I were a ghost! :D :D :D

[identity profile] kaykayen.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
Myrtle's narration was hysterical...

Oh he has a huge prick too.
And that Malfoy boy is ... bendy.
"Oh he also has a shoving-things-into-Malfoy's-various-orifices fixation."

*dies* ... *and joins Myrtle and the Gray Lady in the prefect bathroom*
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
*dies* ... *and joins Myrtle and the Gray Lady in the prefect bathroom*

OH! I'm so silly! Now I've realized why everyone is "dying" after reading this! :D :D :D Sneaky peeps!

Glad you liked, babe! ♥
(no subject) - [identity profile] kaykayen.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 28th, 2008 02:04 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] bryoneybrynn.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 05:54 pm (UTC)
These lines:

"But he lacks patience," Myrtle declared, watching Harry trying to subdue the naked, struggling blond.

"Oh my!" the Lady covered her eyes. Rather futilely as her hand was transparent. "Oh dear. Potter seems quite ... ferocious. And that Malfoy boy is ... bendy."

Both the Lady and Myrtle cocked their heads as Draco demonstrated his bendiness, moaning delightedly, "Potter, you're completely savage!" And then, "Oh yes! Right there. Don't stop ... I still hate you, though."

"Mmmmm. Yeah, me too ..." was Harry's breathless reply.


all coming in succession nearly killed me. I nearly lol'd myself off the couch. So sexy and funny and awesome.

I hope that youa re no longer feeling cranky! *hugs*
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
Well, I'm glad you hadn't lol'd yourself off the couch! *squish*

I'm home! *hugs home* so = much less cranky! Yay!

[identity profile] envious-ema.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 05:57 pm (UTC)
oooh! what i wouldnt give to be a Hogwarts ghoast right now!! ;D
you are too good, thanks for making my day! much love <3
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much, babe! Glad you liked it! ♥
[identity profile] keity-ax.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 07:15 pm (UTC)
Oh, God! It's FANTASTIC!
YOU are fantastic. Wonderful. ♥
I just want to be a ghost. Right now.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
*blush*

Thank you so much! ♥
[identity profile] utteramusement.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
"Oh he also has a shoving-things-into-Malfoy's-various-orifices fixation." ROLF! This is just brilliant *Is very jealous of Myrtle*
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! Glad you liked it! ♥
[identity profile] jamie2109.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
Haha excellent story! I loved Myrtle's commentary, too.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! Glad you liked it! ♥
[identity profile] micolerose.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 08:09 pm (UTC)
OMG I think you just started a new craze, the ghost's pov. srsly. omgrofl. <3
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
Haha! Ghosts are pervs. They are! *nods*

*squish*


ext_135179[identity profile] thisgirl-is.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 08:39 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha!

A silly ficlet every single day?! *claps excitedly*
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

That's the plan. *frets*
(no subject) - [identity profile] thisgirl-is.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 10:55 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 28th, 2008 02:08 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] thisgirl-is.livejournal.com on October 28th, 2008 07:01 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] notsallyhere.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha! Brilliant!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 27th, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! ♥