These lines:

"But he lacks patience," Myrtle declared, watching Harry trying to subdue the naked, struggling blond.

"Oh my!" the Lady covered her eyes. Rather futilely as her hand was transparent. "Oh dear. Potter seems quite ... ferocious. And that Malfoy boy is ... bendy."

Both the Lady and Myrtle cocked their heads as Draco demonstrated his bendiness, moaning delightedly, "Potter, you're completely savage!" And then, "Oh yes! Right there. Don't stop ... I still hate you, though."

"Mmmmm. Yeah, me too ..." was Harry's breathless reply.

all coming in succession nearly killed me. I nearly lol'd myself off the couch. So sexy and funny and awesome.

I hope that youa re no longer feeling cranky! *hugs*