09 February 2009 @ 07:03 pm
A Spam Warning, TO DO LIST, and Squee  
SPAM WARNING


So I've been horribly unproductive lately, writing-wise. I sort of kind of have this THING, a plan as it were. A Real Life business plan. I have to plan this well, considering the world's current situation, but basically, I kinda like being home. :D So, I'm thinking, this job thing will have to wait while I plan my "my own boss" plan. Er, that didn't make any sense, did it? Ignore me.

Anyway. I feel horribly guilty for promising all those Xmas fics and then not delivering. I do plan to write them, but obviously they won't be Christmas-y, so all my plot bunnies drowned. Now, I plan to be seasonal again, but I only have the brainpower for one plot. So I'm gonna write a 14-part story (short chapters) for [livejournal.com profile] awdt's Valentine's Day Quickies. Yes, I'm already late, and it won't be exactly on time, but at least it will be a low pressure feat (plus, the fic won't actually mention Valentine's). The story is one that I planned a long time ago (though it should have had more angst. OH WELL. Darn.) and it fits with [livejournal.com profile] awdt's prompts beautifully. I'll start posting tomorrow, or Wednesday, I think. And then every day for fourteen days, unless I manage to squeeze in two posts a day. Five "chapters" are already written, but I just want to make a proper outline before I start posting, because dude! I need outlines. *sucks at chaptered stuff* I want to make sure I can keep up with my schedule.

You have been warned. *ominous music*

The fic is called: One Harry Potter, Please (If Possible, Seduced and Ready)

Hahahaha! Sometimes I amuse myself.

TO DO LIST

Speaking of schedules I'm not keeping . . . I will write these fics. I will. But people whose birthdays are coming up? So sorry. I just HAVE to finish these first.


[livejournal.com profile] misconstrue (Harry/Ginny; het lovin')
[livejournal.com profile] nightlo (Harry/Draco; bottom!Harry, oblivious!Harry, courting!Draco)
[livejournal.com profile] dampandghostly (Harry/Draco; discovered by someone, extra smutty!)
[livejournal.com profile] kaykayen (Harry/Draco; magic gone awry, an anniversary, and a couch!sex.)
[livejournal.com profile] fujimiou (Harry/Draco; food fight. Evil!Draco Oblivious!Harry, both in denial.
[livejournal.com profile] aki_hoshi (Harry/Draco/Ginny; crafting paint, scissors, fudge and ribbon)
[livejournal.com profile] sassy_cissa (Draco/Charlie; mistletoe, cocoa and fireplace)
[livejournal.com profile] cleo_jay (Harry/Draco; Three wise men)
[livejournal.com profile] ebethfic (Harry/Hermione; tree)
[livejournal.com profile] sesheta_66 (Harry/Draco; ribbon)
[livejournal.com profile] helenadax (Draco/Astoria; Scorpius shows his magic for first time at Christmas Eve)
[livejournal.com profile] enchanted_jae (Harry/Draco; A declaration of love/marriage proposal on Christmas Eve)
[livejournal.com profile] thisgirl_is (George/Luna; Surprised with mistletoe first kiss?)
[livejournal.com profile] delamna (Harry/Draco/Snape; red wine)
[livejournal.com profile] tmkline (Snape/Draco/Harry; God gave man a brain and a penis but not enough blood to use both at the same time.)
[livejournal.com profile] leochi (Albus/Scorpius muggle Christmas traditions Scorp didn't know about)
[livejournal.com profile] ravenqueen55 (Albus/Scorpius; a romp in the snow)
[livejournal.com profile] winter_june (Albus/Scorpius; first kiss and meddling families)
[livejournal.com profile] tmkline (Harry/Draco; Birthday fic)
[livejournal.com profile] sesheta_66 (Albus/Scorpius; Birthday fic)
[livejournal.com profile] shawn_anne (Harry/Draco; Birthday fic)
[livejournal.com profile] eloriee (Harry/Draco; Birthday fic)
[livejournal.com profile] yumekutteikt (Harry/Draco; Birthday fic)
[livejournal.com profile] agr8fae (Harry/Draco; Birthday fic)
[livejournal.com profile] aldehyde (Harry/Draco; Birthday fic; Remus/Sirius; promised!fic)
[livejournal.com profile] maja_li (Harry/Draco; Birthday fic)
[livejournal.com profile] jennybliss (Harry/Draco; Birthday fic)
[livejournal.com profile] mugen_noa (Harry/Draco; Birthday fic)
[livejournal.com profile] yazzigazzi (Harry/Draco; Birthday fic)


SQUEE!

Okay, I'll be creepy now, but I must build a shrine to Cheryl Dyson. I must and I will. Hell! I have time. Also, I must find [livejournal.com profile] zebrui and either strangle her or kiss her silly. See, I don't read WiPs. I don't. It's a rule! My rule! But nooooo, [livejournal.com profile] zebrui had to be all, "Oh you know Cheryl's newest fic? It's one of her best! *dreamy eyes* So awesome!" I lasted two days, but then Cheryl's glove!fic (ALSO a WiP, damnit, Dyson!) broke my resolve. So a WiP rec:

Title: Paradigm
Rating: Dyson (I hope this means someone will end up wearing a collar and a leash)
Summary: In my quest to write every single cliche in fandom, I unveil RENTBOY DRACO! Done my way. *grin*

Done my way.

That's the best way. :D

Oh do read this (if you're not already reading). It's awesomesauce. And yes, a WiP, but one of those WiPs where you're glad you can catch a breath after each chapter. Also, if you don't like rentboy fics, you'll like this even more. Harry is amazing, and Draco is ridiculously cute. And the sex! MY GOD! THE SEX! Teaser:
Should he live to be two hundred, he would never lose the image of Harry Potter hovering over him like a dark angel, black hair tipped in a halo from the dim lighting, glistening with sweat and gazing down at him with an expression Draco had never seen on anyone’s face before. If he had been a bigger fool, he would have sworn it was adoration.

IT IS ADORATION, DRACO! OKAY?

*dies of fangirl-y glee*

Oh and before I melt completely, just one more rec, art this time:

Title: Liar
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] reira_21
Characters: Draco/Harry
Rating: G

This is gorgeous and so incredibly sweet!


A huge thank you to everyone who pimped A Guide to Fanfiction! ♥

ETA: Oh fuck this no WiP business. [livejournal.com profile] bryoneybrynn just posted the first chapter of her newest H/D fic and I adore it already.

Title: Buyer Beware
Summary: Eighth year has begun and all our favourite people are back at Hogwarts. A "servent auction" is being held to raise money for children orphaned by the war. Harry Potter is up on the block. Who do you think will bid on him?

As Draco says: It was going to be fucking brilliant.
 
 
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faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2009 06:54 pm (UTC)
Paradigm - INORITE!? Best. Rentboy fic. EVAR.

IT IS! ♥

Am happy to let a birthday fic take priority over George and Luna, for the sake of timing.

*squish*

Oh, if they aren't being seasonally specific, they could be surprised by something like Nargles. That might be fun.

Heh. *nods*

Good luck with the "My Own Boss" Plan.

Thank you!