Uh-oh. I missed a lot of entries this last week. I'm sorry, I had a minor nervous breakdown over the Pervert Series, but now that that's finished, I'll catch up. I was catching up today and found these two gems. Both fics are funny and cute. *squishes them*

Title: The Importance of Well-Timed Matricide
Author: abusing_sarcasm
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~8,200
Warnings: AU (non-epilogue compliant), rampant fanon characterizations, men kissing each other, allusions to old people having sex, and a peacock.
Summary: Harry and Draco hatch a plot to find dates for Andromeda and Narcissa, however nothing, and I mean nothing, goes as they plan.

Title: For All The World To See
Author: moonlitdark
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Word count: 3000
Summary: Draco’s tattoo is not quite what he thought it would be.

Also, I'm in a strange mood lately. I'm sad and have no reason to be. So I whine a lot. Please ignore me, and bear with me while I hug and squish you excessively in comments/reviews/posts etc.