First, as you know, LJ is going bye-bye in three ... two ... one ... So smoke 'em if you got 'em. I've backed-up my journal, and crossposted every single post to IJ. So see you there if something goes wrong. I'm faithwood there too. I may go and search and friend you guys.

Second, yumekutteikt, who is awesome, drew this pic based on Halloween Quickie Series' "Backfired". It's funny.

Coincidently, I've named the last series The Pervert Series. :D

And third, thank you again, alaana_fair, for your V-Gift (my first ever! *is super excited*)!

So as thanks ... A drabble-y-thingy. (This probably won't amuse you if you're not Alaana, or if you don't follow her journal.)



"My arse hurts," Draco whined, lying sprawled on the bed, still sticky and sweaty, and looking utterly exhausted. And naked.

"I can't feel my legs," Harry whined even harder, staring at the ceiling blankly. "I don't think I have them anymore. Draco, am I legless? Do check."

"I can't. I think I'm blind," Draco sniffed.

"Now, now, boys," Alaana scolded from her squishy armchair that was placed next to the large bed. A four poster bed, naturally. "We still have work to do."

"Are you mad, woman?" Draco fumed. "Are you trying to kill us?"

"How many photos do you need?" Harry inquired a bit fearfully. "And just for the record, the videos are a bit too much. Honestly."

Alaana looked just a bit defensive. "I have many friends. And they all have birthdays. And they all want to be on the porn filter. I can't help it. Now be kind and move into position."

Grumbling, Draco dragged himself upwards and then carefully, and a bit wobbly, got on his hands and knees.

"Excellent!" Alaana praised. "Now pucker up." Draco did so, but Alaana sighed exasperatedly. "Not your lips, hon."

Mumbling to himself, Draco did as he was told.

"Now, Harry, sweetie ..."

"Still legless!"

"You won't need your legs for this. Just put that mouth of yours to good use." Alaana smiled sweetly. "There. Good boy. Now let's see that tongue. Oh lovely. And now ... yes, stay like that. Say cheese!" Alaana picked up her camera and took yet another photo. "Good. Now ..."

"Are we done?" Harry asked quickly.

"No!" Draco and Alaana exclaimed in unison.

"Put that mouth where they were!" Draco instructed.

Alaana smiled happily and took her video camera. "All right, boys. Action!"