09 December 2008 @ 06:41 pm
FIC: The Slytherin Christmas Party (H/D; PG-13; 2000)  
Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Title: The Slytherin Christmas Party
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2000
Status: Complete
Summary: This was a bad idea.
Warnings: The Eight Year, Alcohol consumption. (This is a serious warning as some characters behave immorally and this is written from drunken Harry's PoV, so it's a tad confusing, but hopefully easy to understand.)
Note: Written (belatedly) for [livejournal.com profile] slythindor100's Special Holiday Challenge, which was picture #8.

I suck. And I'm late. I just had no time. I'll try to catch up this week and go back to my schedule by the end of it.





The Slytherin Christmas Party




This was a bad idea, Harry reflected. He should have known that from the start. Perhaps he would have realised it, but his brain had stopped functioning properly when Draco Malfoy accosted him in the hallway and asked him to come to the Slytherin Christmas party. The problem was that Malfoy had smiled, so brightly his whole face lit up, and he lowered his lashes seductively, not that he needed to since he looked seductive enough in his impermissibly tight clothes.

Yes, the tight clothes should be blamed. The clothes and the word come that still echoed in Harry's mind. And that smile, of course, which made Harry's insides flutter madly.

So that was why Harry was here, alone among the Slytherins, completely drunk and half-naked.

He should have at least said no when they asked him to play poker. Harry didn't know how to play poker, but he obviously didn't know how to say no to requests that slipped out Draco Malfoy's smiling mouth. Perhaps if Malfoy sneered as he usually did, it would have been easier.

The Slytherins had cheated; Harry was well aware of that. First they said that every time Harry lost he should have a drink. And then, after Harry's vision had blurred and Malfoy's blond head looked suspiciously shiny, they said losing meant Harry should also take off an item of his clothing. And now that Harry sat blinking heavily and wearing only his underwear, they changed the rules again.

"He'll drink our whole stock," a male voice complained. "We should have some fun too."

"Hear, hear," someone said and Harry belatedly realised that that had been him.

"There, he approves," another voice exclaimed cheerfully.

"Uh-oh," Harry grunted as hands landed on his bare arms and lifted him upwards. Everything around him swayed dangerously and refused to stop until Harry was laid down on a cold, hard surface. At that point, everything began to spin wildly.

"Argh!" Harry cried, clutching his head that had fallen backwards, unsupported. "Your Christmas tree is upside-down," Harry said in wonder, but then someone pulled on his legs, and the back of Harry's head hit something hard.

Harry pondered his situation for a while and eventually concluded that he was sprawled on a table with a bunch of Slytherins clustered around him. Which was very odd, and Harry was very uncomfortable lying there just in his underwear while everyone watched.

But Harry couldn't ponder his embarrassment for long because he was forced to wonder why on earth was Blaise squeezing out a lemon onto Harry's naked body. Now that was truly odd. Odder still was when the lemons were replaced by salt. And then Harry stopped pondering things because he had to gasp loudly as something scorching hit his chest.

"Mmm. Harry Potter tequila shots. I think I'm gonna love this," someone purred.

"Sweet Merlin, you did it all wrong," a voice complained. "Salt on the skin, lime in his mouth, tequila in yours. Idiot!"

Harry writhed on the table, barely listening. Quite honestly, he was starting to get upset. This wasn't at all comfortable. And Malfoy was nowhere to be seen. Harry had opened his mouth, intending to scold the crazy Slytherins for pouring something unpleasant over his skin as well as for hiding Malfoy's shiny blond head, but they had appeased him quickly by giving him a spectacular light show.

Red lights danced over his head, shooting left and right as people screamed, and Harry cheered happily, trying to catch the red beams. However, the display ended before it even began properly and Harry frowned and twisted his head, looking around in surprise. Apparently, the light show was too much for the Slytherins because they were all lying upon the floor. Clearly, they had either fainted or died.

"Bloody drunken idiots! Lick the floor, why don't you," a familiar voice said, and Harry turned his head to gratefully look at Malfoy's shiny head. He was the only one left standing.

"Yeah," Harry agreed, eager to agree with Malfoy. "Killed by a light show. How stupid can you get?"

Malfoy looked at him and shook his head, but his gaze kept flickering towards Harry's bare chest. "Fuck," Malfoy said rudely, but Harry didn't mind at all, because in the next moment Malfoy had leaned down and his wet tongue soothed the burn on Harry's chest.

"Oh, you're brilliant," Harry praised delightedly, very impressed as Malfoy's tongue flicked and licked, swirling over Harry's heated skin, feeling spectacular and alleviating the uncomfortable burning. Harry never knew Draco Malfoy's tongue had healing powers. He wondered if the rest of the world knew about this, though he hoped this was a secret Malfoy decided to share with Harry and no one else. Malfoy's mouth paused at Harry's nipples, sucking and nibbling there for a long time, until Harry couldn't do anything except moan pathetically and allow his body to melt into mush.

Malfoy's breath ghosted over Harry's neck and then over his lips, as he groaned, "Fuck, Potter. Bloody fuck."

"Tsk, tsk. Stop saying fuck. It's rude," Harry scolded, making a mental note to tell Hermione how properly he had behaved on the Slytherin party. But then, after he realised Malfoy had stopped moving, Harry instructed, "More." His request had no effect so Harry remembered he ought to be more courteous himself. "More, please," he said politely.

Malfoy groaned against Harry's lips, cruelly not kissing them, and then he whimpered before raising his head and peering at Harry's face. "Sweet Merlin, you're so drunk," Malfoy accused.

"Am not," Harry argued, gasping indignantly.

"Come on." Draco grabbed Harry's arms, pulling him upwards. Harry couldn't exactly prevent that so he let Malfoy haul him into a sitting position. "If you hurl, I'll kill you, Potter," Malfoy threatened though Harry couldn't understand what he meant by this.

But then Malfoy leaned down and grabbed Harry around the waist, tickling his sides. Harry giggled, but then his vision spun again as he was lifted up and his head fell to hang upside down. The content of Harry's stomach rushed towards his mouth, but Harry managed not to hurl, remembering that the penalty for that would be death.

Things were yet again very odd, and Harry puzzled over his fate as he watched the floor beneath him move. He felt like a sack of potatoes, with his hands and head dangling, but regardless, these strange events had a wonderful consequence. Harry didn't know why, but his hands were levelled with firm, rounded buttocks, hidden beneath tight cloth. Obviously, these were Malfoy's buttocks; Harry would have recognized them anywhere. Curious, Harry feebly swayed his arms and smacked the firm flesh in front of him to see if his hands would bounce back. Funnily enough, they did just that as Harry's whole body shook.

"Potter! Damn it! What are you doing?" Malfoy cried, sounding as though his head was somewhere near Harry's hips. "Do that again and I'll drop you."

Harry failed to hear anything except the request to do that again, so he obediently did as asked. Giggling as his actions made him sway around dangerously, Harry did it again and again, smacking Draco's arse with his palms to the rhythm of Jingle Bells.

"Potter, I swear ..." Malfoy raged, sounding ridiculously upset and rather breathless. Then Harry's own arse was cruelly pinched, immediately getting Harry's attention. "Stop!" Malfoy ordered. "Or I'll leave you to sleep here."

Harry stopped, worried. He was slightly uncomfortable dangling like this and therefore he didn't want to sleep in this position.

After a long time, during which Harry amused himself by singing Christmas songs, constantly reminding himself he shouldn't smack Draco's arse anymore (though he could still watch it as it moved), the swaying stopped and Harry blinked, realising that it was much darker now. Hands gripped Harry's hips firmly and Harry was unceremoniously tossed onto something soft.

"Oomph!" Harry cried loudly, feeling as though he might hurl again.

"There. Just ... sleep," Malfoy said from somewhere above him.

Harry frowned, displeased. He was somewhere soft, yes, and that was much nicer than that hard table, but he was cold. Harry reached out and grabbed a warm blanket, wrapping it firmly around himself.

Oddly enough, the blanket had limbs.

"Potter, no!"

And it talked!

"Potter, let me go. I'll sleep in another bed."

Harry squinted, staring ahead and realizing that his blanket wasn't a blanket at all, but it was Draco Malfoy disguised into a blanket. And Draco-blanket talked about beds. Which meant Harry was on a bed with Malfoy. So really, there was only one thing they could do now.

"We should have sex," Harry proclaimed. His hands edged lower in search for an appendage Harry knew Malfoy possessed and which ought to help them with this sex business.

"No, no, no!" Malfoy cried, catching Harry's hands just as Harry victoriously grabbed something hard and very warm.

"Yes, yes, yes," Harry countered, squeezing his hand and snuggling closer into his blanket.

"Fuck," Malfoy said yet again.

"Shhh," Harry instructed. "We'll call it sex. It's politer."

"No, Potter. I mean it. No sex."

"You're a mean blanket. I want another one." Harry pouted as his hands were cruelly trapped and pulled upwards to his chest.

"Potter, we can't have sex."

"Well obviously not if you won't let me move," Harry sighed exasperatedly, but then reconsidered. "Hmm. Well, I suppose we still could. But that would be kinky. Though, that's okay too. I don't mind. Carry on."

Malfoy whimpered again. "No, Potter, I can't have sex with you."

Harry frowned and pressed his nose to Malfoy's, peering into his wide, grey eyes. "Why not?" he asked, fearing that Draco was impotent.

"Because, if we have sex now, you'll hate me in the morning."

Harry pondered this for a while. "Are you that bad at it?" he asked worriedly. "Because, that's okay. I don't think I'm very good at it either," he confessed, whispering. "But I know stuff so I can show you. I mean, I know where everything goes." Harry bit his lip. "I think."

Oddly, Malfoy laughed and whimpered at the same time. "You're just ...." he sighed and then spun Harry around to press Harry's back to his chest. Which was nice, but it wasn't what Harry wanted.

"Sex, sex, sex!" he demanded, whining.

"No. Sleep."

Harry struggled to free himself but Malfoy held fast. "No. I want sex! I'm already half-naked and for what?" Harry reasoned.

Malfoy blew a warm breath over the skin of Harry's neck, making Harry shiver pleasantly. "Potter, shut up and sleep, or I'll leave."

Harry gasped, quickly shutting his mouth and his eyes tightly, determined not to make another sound and convince Malfoy that he was indeed sleeping. Sex or no sex, he didn't want Malfoy to leave. Malfoy's chest was warm and felt very pleasant pressed so snugly to Harry's back.

Lying still, Harry felt sleep creep closer and he sighed contently, forgetting about sex. This was actually nice too. Harry briefly reflected on the evening's events and decided that perhaps this wasn’t such a bad idea after all.

"Malfoy?" Harry whispered, hoping that if he spoke very quietly Malfoy would be fooled and think that Harry was actually sleeping.

"What?" Malfoy grumbled.

"I don't want another blanket. You're warm and fluffy. I think I'll keep you."

Malfoy's body shook and Harry could hear him laughing. Just as Harry planned to ask why, Malfoy pressed his lips to Harry's cheek and said sleepily, "I'm counting on that, Potter."


Fin






 
 
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[identity profile] lotus-lizzy.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 05:52 pm (UTC)
Oh very sweet! I want my very own Draco blanket :) :)
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:14 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥
[identity profile] eynhashofet.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
This is funny and damn sexy! Thanks

Peace, Bubba
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:15 am (UTC)
Thank you, love! ♥
[identity profile] callistianstar.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
That last bit was adorable.

I had been rather sad for a moment there when they started surrounding him as I had thought Draco was part of the group. Especially since Harry had seen him as he was getting drunk, and I don't think you had said he left the room (of course, Harry probably didn't notice).

("We'll call it sex. It's politer.")

Harry was too cute. I'm so glad that Draco resisted. Wonderful job. ^^
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:15 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥

My Draco would never take advantage of Harry. *nods*
(Anonymous) on December 9th, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
Aaaaw...!!! I think this is one of the most adorable fics I've EVER read!
Your drunken!Harry is the cutest, the "You're a mean blanket. I want another one."-line make me squirm and grin with happiness!
And your Draco just make my heart swell!!
Thank you so much for this and all the other fics you've been producing this December, it's something I look forward to every day!

ps: is it foolish to be begging on me knees for a sequel?
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:17 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! ♥

I had a minor flu-caused break, but I'll be writing again starting Friday, I think. I probably won't manage to write a sequel, though. :(
[identity profile] heathen-arcade.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
You're a mean blanket. I want another one.

Hahaha! This is an awesome line. I love your drunk but sweet Harry. I was worried for him during the body shots thing. Yay for Draco rescuing him! :)
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:17 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥
[identity profile] zyegirl3435.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:06 pm (UTC)
Oh my god that was so adorable. I just love drunken Harry, his POV is great.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:17 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! ♥
[identity profile] pepper202.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
That was cute.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:18 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥
[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:25 pm (UTC)
"I think I'll keep you."

Awwwwwwwww. Draco was full of awesomeness here. I'm so glad he didn't take Harry up on his offer. *snuggles in with them*
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:18 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥

Hey, their bed is getting crowded. :D
ext_86641[identity profile] supergreak.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:28 pm (UTC)
Aw, how sweet.
Drunk!Harry is very funny.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:19 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥
[identity profile] brknhalo241.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:28 pm (UTC)
This made perfect sense to me, coincidentally, because I have been in that frame of mind more than once. This was sweet, funny and one of the sexiest non-sex stories I've read. Wish I could see Harry's face in the morning....
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:20 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥

Wish I could see their morning shag!
[identity profile] khateh.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:29 pm (UTC)
I love this :) From Draco's protectiveness to Harry's POV which was perfect and funny and sweet :) Wonderful ♥
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:21 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! ♥
[identity profile] materia-indigo.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:30 pm (UTC)
Awwwww that was sweet!

Harry shouldn't drink so much, though! What if Draco hadn't been around to look after him?
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:21 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! ♥

*shakes finger at Harry*
[identity profile] kicksav29.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:34 pm (UTC)
I want a Draco blanket! Ohhhh a Harry and Draco blanket would be even better!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:22 am (UTC)
*sends you a Harry and Draco blanket*
(no subject) - [identity profile] kicksav29.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 02:13 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 05:18 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
Awww I think I'll keep you :) This was so wonderful!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:22 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥
[identity profile] tmkline.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
So sweet even without the sex. Harry was so funny and Malfoy was so patient. Love it as always.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:23 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥
[identity profile] cassie-black12.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC)
Oh, that was too cute! I just loved Drunk!Harry, and Draco was adorable disguised as a blanket.

Great work!

Cassie x
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:23 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥
[identity profile] nolagal.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 06:55 pm (UTC)
"Shhh," Harry instructed. "We'll call it sex. It's politer."

"No, Potter. I mean it. No sex."

"You're a mean blanket. I want another one."


One of the best exchanges ever! Very cute but a bit rude of the Slytherins to get Harry drunk then try to take body shots off him. Good thing Draco rescued him.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:24 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥

*pets hero!Draco*
[identity profile] micolerose.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 07:17 pm (UTC)
that was fucking adorable.

i want a drunk potter and a malfoy blanket. *is jealous*
[identity profile] bryoneybrynn.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 07:29 pm (UTC)
Ha! I just left the exact same comment! Great minds and all that....
(no subject) - [identity profile] micolerose.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] kicksav29.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 10:07 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:33 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:24 am (UTC)
[identity profile] ura-hd.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
this is just too cute for words!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:25 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! ♥
[identity profile] bryoneybrynn.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 07:29 pm (UTC)
I don't even need to tell you how adorable this is, right? I want a fluffy Malfoy blanket!!! Mmm, and a touchy-feeling drunken Harry!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:26 am (UTC)
Thank you, love! ♥

If I had fluffy!Draco blankets, I'd be very rich apparently.
[identity profile] syntelehetetlen.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)
Awww, that was too cute! I love Drunk!Harry but I love Draco even more. I'm so proud of him that he didn't take advantage of the situation. (Okay, he did lick Harry's burns but that was for medical reasons... you know, to ease the pain. Not because Draco couldn't get his hands off of Harry, absolutely not.)

Now that I'm thinking, I love my blanket, but I may exchange it for a Draco one. Just you know that I'm available...:P
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:26 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥

Of course licking was for medical purposes only!
[identity profile] adamei.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
Awwww... sweetness. Draco blanket would be nice. And I'm happy there was no hot sex. (how perverted and plain wrong does that sound...)
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:27 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! ♥

*nods* That does sound wrong.
[identity profile] kaykayen.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC)
*dies happy* I was having a particularly shitty day and took a quick break to find this waiting for me!

Drunk!Harry is absolutely adorable and funny and I want to squish blanket!Draco for rescuing Harry and being so patient (not to mention warm and fuzzy)!

Pretty much everything that came out of Harry's mouth made me laugh but these particular gems really killed me:

"Hear, hear," someone said and Harry belatedly realised that that had been him.
"Tsk, tsk. Stop saying fuck. It's rude," Harry scolded, making a mental note to tell Hermione how properly he had behaved on the Slytherin party.
"We'll call it sex. It's politer."
"You're a mean blanket. I want another one."
"Sex, sex, sex!" he demanded, whining.


And your last line made me melt!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:28 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! ♥

*snuggles you and hands you a Harry and Draco blanket*
[identity profile] paper-moonshine.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 08:14 pm (UTC)
Very funny and very sweet - great work ♥
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:29 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! ♥
[identity profile] thesamanthahope.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2008 08:15 pm (UTC)
"Because, if we have sex now, you'll hate me in the morning."

Harry pondered this for a while. "Are you that bad at it?" he asked worriedly.


Killed me. I love patient!Draco. :)
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on December 17th, 2008 11:29 am (UTC)
Thank you, love! ♥ Glad it amused!