Well, I spent these last few days hopping around and reading my flist and hd_inspired fics. Okay, I was limping around rather than hopping but I like the word hopping at the moment cuz it makes me remember bryoneybrynn's awesome He Was He and I Was Bunny (How awesome is that title?) fic and Bunny!Harry!

Oh I want a bunny! But my dog would probably eat it. Or molest it. Cuz he's a perv. Seriously, what is it with dogs and their obsession with their own bits? Lick that somewhere else! And stop making those SOUNDS! JESUS! "NOM, NOM, NOM! It's so delicious!" Honestly!

Speaking of hd_inspired ... I looked over the prompts — I'm not joining cuz I'm a wuss, but it was still a fun read. Though, what's up with Lubrication Charms being a squick? Sometimes I get annoyed if Harry and Draco end up somewhere in isolation and then one of them produces lube out of their pocket. You can pull that off once or twice but not always. Or they use spit and it's their first time. Or they use spit but there's no rimming. *shakes head* That's just wrong. Sure, there's no need for penetration, I like me some BJ-pron and frotting, but well, what if I want it? Hmm.

Though it would be cool and funny if Draco randomly pulls out a tube of lube out of his sombrero.

Providing he has a sombrero. And he totally does.

I mean, I get it. Being annoyed when foreplay is ignored and even Stretching Charms are added to the mix. (LOL! Stretching Charms!) But sometimes things like that can work BETTER, and they even make more sense, so I was just surprised it's listed as a sqiuck.

It makes you wonder though, did anyone think of Orgasm Charms yet? Y'know:

Harry: Drrrrrraco. *waggles eyebrows*
Draco: I'm having fun with my Wii. Leave me alone!
Harry: But I'm in the mooooood! *sways hips*
Draco: I'm in the middle of something! *takes out wand* But here. Orgasmo!
Harry: OOOOOOOOOOH BABY!
Draco: Yeah, yeah.

And of course, that could be a commercial and then there'd be this caption that says:

*cough*

So the prompt for this week at hd100 is faith. Hmm. Now, you say faith, I think bondage. Okay, sure, you say anything, I think bondage. But whatever. So naturally I had to go and write a porny drabble. I posted it there, cuz that's my serious drabble. *puts serious face on* Watch me scramble to give depth to bondage.

And now that I've read, and walked and all that for like three days, I shall go and write that growling!Harry that's been bugging me and buggering Draco for some time now.

Excerpt to prove I'm writing this:

"How does this concern me, Weasley?" Draco said airily, secretly dreading the answer. The noise coming from down the hallway was starting to sound more and more like — well, Harry. Or more accurately, like Harry in that mood.

Draco suppressed a pleasant shudder. That was usually Draco's favourite Harry-mood, but right now, with Weasley around and the fact that Draco hadn't caused this rabid behaviour, it was out of place and worrying.

Oh! And have you seen the new movie poster for HBP? Isn't it beautiful? It's like a hint, y'know, that the movie will be DARK!

And probably no one cares but OH MY GOD! Eustace Scrubb! He's perfect — I want to slap him already! /Narnia moment.