*laughs almost hysterically*

That was bloody AWESOME!

Oh, and Harry, dear, don't listen to him! The Internet is p0rn heaven! You'll love it there!

Guess what, Faith! I'm not sick anymore! *insert 'YAY!'* Which means I get to be a slave-driver again! Your glory days are over! *insert evil laugh*

*swallows fly and promptly chokes*

Ahem, right... *chains you to the bed, unplugs the Internet and places a sign at the end of the bed: 'All write and no play makes Ari a nicer slave-driver' *

Seriously though, the wings part was to die for!