12 June 2008 @ 06:48 pm
FIC: The True Veela Story (H/D; PG; 700)  

Yup. I'm still writing small, crazy, fluffy things. You're not getting rid of me.


Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Title: The True Veela Story
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~700
Status: Complete
Summary: Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die.
Warnings: NOT ANGST. THIS IS FLUFF!
Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] hp_creatures' prompt(s) wind, earth, clown

This is [livejournal.com profile] cyn_ful's fault, because her prompt clown made me clown around. Otherwise, I WOULD NEVER!


The True Veela Story

 

Harry stared at the captivating vision before him. Draco Malfoy stood on the very edge of the cliff, bathed in sunlight that made his silky white wings glimmer, as the wind made them flutter around him like a stunningly beautiful halo. Harry approached him slowly, trying not to make any noise, but unfortunately his attempt turned out to be unsuccessful.

"Do not come any closer!" Draco exclaimed, not looking at Harry.

Harry froze on the spot and sighed. "Draco, would you stop clowning around? What are you doing?"

Draco righted his stance, no doubt trying to appear imperious. "I shall jump off this cliff, plummet to the ground, and leave the world of the living," he announced.

"You have wings," Harry pointed out.

"Er ... I'm sure I can manage not to ... flap." Draco sounded dubious.

Sighing yet again, Harry approached the distressed blond, noting with amusement that Draco hadn't stopped him this time. "Pansy floo-called me, and told me all about your .... veela inheritance. And all about your mating requirements."

Draco pursed his lips, still not looking at Harry. "Then I'm sure you understand why I'm doing this. I'm faced with a lifetime of insanity and baldness."

Harry bit his lip. "Or you could mate with your mate."

"That's unlikely to happen, isn't it?" Draco murmured sadly, but making shifty eyes in Harry's direction.

Harry cleared his throat. "I'd be ... willing."

"Oh?" Draco asked, clearly aiming to sound nonchalant, but Harry could hear him swallow nervously.

Emboldened, Harry said more firmly, "I'd be very willing. To mate with you." Harry grinned as Draco's cheeks flushed pink.

The winged veela finally turned around to look at Harry in the eye. He had abandoned his imperious, haunting stance and instead scrunched up his nose and said disbelievingly, "Really?"

Pretty sure that words wouldn't be enough to convince Draco that Harry wanted to mate with him very much indeed, Harry leaned in and pressed his lips softly to Draco's.

Draco inhaled sharply, and then after a strangled sound and a shudder, parted his lips and welcomed the kiss. Harry didn't waste time either, and soon they were panting hotly into each other's mouth, the sudden onslaught of desire almost making Harry feel that they're some higher forces at work here.

They parted, gasping and failing to actually separate completely.

"I can feel it, you know," Harry whispered against Draco's lips.

"Feel what?" Draco said in a low, seductive voice, wriggling his hips a little.

"The leather strap."

Draco froze, his eyes flying wide open. "What leather strap?" He gulped.

"The strap —" Harry growled, shoving his hands beneath Draco's cloak and unhooking the strap in question, "— that serves to hold —" with a sudden motion of Harry's wrist, something broke and Draco's beautiful wings fell to the ground, "— your wings!" Harry finished, glaring at the blond.

Draco looked terrified, his gaze drifting between the wings and Harry's face. "I ... I didn't know the wings could do that. That's very practical. Oh those sneaky veela!" Draco gave a forced and a rather hysterical laugh.

Shaking his head, Harry grabbed Draco around the waist, and pulled him closer.

Draco blinked, still looking scared. "You're not mad?"

Harry grinned. "I'm far too amused to be mad."

Tentatively, Draco kissed him lightly again, as though testing the water. When Harry did nothing else except respond to the kiss, Draco pulled away, looking relieved. "How did you figure it out?" he asked curiously, clearly convinced that his plan had been flawless.

"Well, the whole thing seemed ludicrous. Male veela don't exist and I did some research —"

"Pansy told you," Draco groaned.

"Yeah," Harry admitted, laughing. "She told me other things too." It was satisfying to see Draco blush again at that. "You know, if you wanted me that much, you could have just asked me out instead of concocting this elaborate sham."

Draco frowned. "For some reason this seemed simpler. Besides, it worked." Draco's smile turned into a leer.

Harry laughed and kissed Draco again, just because he could, before asking bemusedly, "What on earth gave you this idea?"

"Muggles. Crazy people." Draco shuddered and then gave Harry a serious look. "Harry, what ever you do ... never go on the internet."


Fin


 

 
 
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[identity profile] verschreibsel.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 05:04 pm (UTC)
*giggles*
Nice
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 05:29 pm (UTC)
*giggles with you*

Thank you!
[identity profile] ladydeth12.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 05:16 pm (UTC)
*squee!*

"Harry, what ever you do ... never go on the internet."

oh the ideas he'd get if he did :)
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 05:31 pm (UTC)
Heehee! Thanks for squeeing!

I'm sure Harry already looked and has plenty of things to teach Draco. Heh!
[identity profile] cyn-ful.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 05:17 pm (UTC)
*cracks up* Perfect use!

I think you need to have a new installment in which Harry finds the internet and comes up with some elaborate scheme to fake being a vampire or something.

Yes, most definately. Either that or pull in the prompt from [livejournal.com profile] hp_animagus which was Red.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 05:32 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

I already had a fake vampire. :(

No! No more prompts! Don't encourage me. *is a prompt whore*
(no subject) - [identity profile] cyn-ful.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 05:36 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] mon-ami-runa.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 05:56 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] cyn-ful.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] mon-ami-runa.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] cyn-ful.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] mon-ami-runa.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:16 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:22 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:22 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] cyn-ful.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:23 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] heathen-arcade.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
Ahhhhh! Wonderful! Draco and his leather strap. Hahaha!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:23 pm (UTC)
*grin* Thanks, love! Good to know I'm not boring people silly! :D
[identity profile] hazel-wand.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA This is made of win.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:24 pm (UTC)
Yay! Thank you so much!
[identity profile] kaykayen.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:06 pm (UTC)
You're totally killing me!

"Er ... I'm sure I can manage not to ... flap."
and
"For some reason this seemed simpler. Besides, it worked."
and
"I ... I didn't know the wings could do that. That's very practical. Oh those sneaky veela!"
and
"Harry, what ever you do ... never go on the internet."

How adorable is Draco? With his muggle (MUGGLE!) plans! This is so full of awesome! *squeezes you*
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:27 pm (UTC)
*giggles*

*is squeezed*

Now he'll think he was right in believing that Muggles are odd and evil! Heh!

Thank you, love! *hugs*
[identity profile] shawn-anne.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:41 pm (UTC)
*laughs almost hysterically*

That was bloody AWESOME!

Oh, and Harry, dear, don't listen to him! The Internet is p0rn heaven! You'll love it there!

Guess what, Faith! I'm not sick anymore! *insert 'YAY!'* Which means I get to be a slave-driver again! Your glory days are over! *insert evil laugh*

*swallows fly and promptly chokes*

Ahem, right... *chains you to the bed, unplugs the Internet and places a sign at the end of the bed: 'All write and no play makes Ari a nicer slave-driver' *

Seriously though, the wings part was to die for!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:06 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much, love!

Don't try to corrupt Harry!

I'm very glad you're feeling better, but ... but I'm ... *splutters* ... write more? I'm already picturing half of my flist collectively rolling their eyes. "God, will she let us have one day of peace!?"

LOL! No need to chain me to the bed! *kicks bed*
(no subject) - [identity profile] shawn-anne.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] shawn-anne.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] zebrui.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 06:49 pm (UTC)
*is grinning*

Oh, how do you come up with these ideas, I'll never know :D Btw was Draco nude in the first scene or it was my hopeful mind that provided the imagery? Somehow I immediately connect wings with nakedness if clothes aren't specified.
Much love for wings and.. um, flapping :)
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)
You have a dirty mind, my dear. Draco had a cloak, at least, it is indeed mentioned. *nods*

But you know, that's the thing that bugs me when it comes to wings. It IS easier to picture a winged person naked (HA!) because otherwise ... where are the wings? O.O Special clothes? DUNNO!

Thank you, love! Glad you liked it!

2:1 Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
(no subject) - [identity profile] zebrui.livejournal.com on June 15th, 2008 06:50 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] full-xstacy.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
xDDDDDDDDDDDD!!

Muy bueno, muy bueno. Este queda oara la posteridad xD!

Nos leemos :D!

atte

.:::Clau!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
Thank you, love! Glad you liked it! ♥

Nos leemos :D!

LOL! For a moment I thought you meant vemos, and then I remembered that this is the internet so leemos is more appropriate! Obviously! :D :D :D
[identity profile] jumpkaojump.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, great. XD
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much!
[identity profile] winter-june.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 07:56 pm (UTC)
Brilliant twist! Draco's plan is so adorably complicated (and yes, it worked!). Very fun and cute!

"I'm faced with a lifetime of insanity and baldness." That's priceless!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much, love!

Haha! I had to poke fun at epilogue!Draco a little! *grin*
[identity profile] winnett.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 08:30 pm (UTC)
Hahah! Cute! I love those crazy Muggles. Poor dramatic Draco on the cliff. He's so hilarious.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. Muggles ARE crazy! *is proof*
[identity profile] kawanale.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)
Oh that cracked me up! A Veela!Draco that isn't a Veela!Draco! Well done!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:35 pm (UTC)
Heehee! Glad you liked it! Thank you!
[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:16 pm (UTC)
Bwahaha! Brilliant!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 12th, 2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
*grin* Thank you, love!
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on June 12th, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 09:11 am (UTC)
*\o/*
[identity profile] micolerose.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 01:00 am (UTC)
hahahahaha omg last line love. seriously.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 09:11 am (UTC)
Yay for the internets! Thank you!
[identity profile] kisa829.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 01:46 am (UTC)
Why was that so awesome?!

*giggles at Draco's failed scheme*
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 09:11 am (UTC)
*giggles with you*

Thank you! ♥
Truthful Plum Logical Horse[personal profile] megyal on June 13th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
Aahah don't listen to him, Harry! The internet loves us all.

I really liked this, it was an amazing and humorous twist. Good job!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 09:12 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love! I think the first thing Harry will do when he gets home is to go on the net! *nods*
[identity profile] byaghro.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
And manage not to flap - LOL!!! Bless 'im!

And then the "I can feel it you know". My first response was *wicked leer*. Then Harry mentioned a leather strap - *double wicked leer*. Then Draco seemed sheepish... wait, what? FAKE WINGS!? BAHAHAHA!!!!

Great job m'dear!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 09:12 am (UTC)
Thank you, love!

Heehee! You know, considering you obviously have a dirty mind, it makes me pout wonder why we didn't get hot smexing in the catboy!series! *is shameless*
[identity profile] jinxgirl71.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 02:47 am (UTC)
Loved it. :DDD
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 09:13 am (UTC)
Yay! Thank you!
[identity profile] alaana-fair.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 04:17 am (UTC)
*snickers* I think you should check your medicinal dosage, you silly thing. *LOL! Poor Draco... failed again... or did he?
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 09:13 am (UTC)
I think you should check your medicinal dosage, you silly thing.

*opens cabinet and is showered with various meds* You're right! I need more!

Draco is, luckily, too cute when he's failing, so Harry can't resist him! :D
[identity profile] anelma-unelma.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 08:46 am (UTC)
Ooh, I liked this!

You already had a story with a fake vampire? Where?!?
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 09:15 am (UTC)
Yay! Thank you!

Yup. Draco Malfoy: A Vampire (http://faithwood.livejournal.com/14125.html). But now you know the ending ...
[identity profile] witherwings7.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 09:31 am (UTC)
Hahaha!!! Oh Draco, you sly dog! :P
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 02:21 pm (UTC)
HeeHee! Glad you enjoyed!
[identity profile] porvora.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 10:08 am (UTC)
*ROFL*
I can totally imagine Draco doing this LOL
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 02:22 pm (UTC)
Haha! Yup, I can too! Thanks for reading and commenting!
[identity profile] kawaiisho.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 01:05 pm (UTC)
"Harry, what ever you do ... never go on the

internet."


I shall recommend that or else some of us would be in big trouble...considering some wild wizards being on the lose

loved this...it just made my day

cookies to you
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2008 02:23 pm (UTC)
Yay! Cookies! *munches happily*

Thank you so much! I'm happy it made your day!