This should have been a squickier post (for me) but I gave up on a pairing I've planned to write. (Actually, it's written in all of its disturbing glory and I might post it when something pisses me off! :D)

Four ficlets, all NC-17, roughly between 500-1000 words.

If you don't mind some het and some Ginny, press one.
If you'd rather just read about guy sex, press two.
If you'd rather read just straight up Harry/Draco, press three.
If you don't want bottom!Draco, press four.
If you want a story with a plot ... Dude, what are you doing here?

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For ginny88. Happy Belated Birthday! Have some Draco/Harry/Ginny. Oh Grace, I've promised you this like ten years ago. Epilogue compliant and a wee bit angsty.
( This was all wrong. )

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For draco_pet. Happy Belated Birthday! Have some Harry/Draco/Snape. You are obligated to like this cos I totes squicked myself. LOL!
( It wasn't that bad, being dead. )

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For lavillanueva. Happy Belated Birthday! Have some Harry/Draco. Let's see, hair-pulling, a little bondage, top!Harry. I was gonna write you something else, something a bit ... kinkier, but uh, yeah. But Harry is wearing a police uniform. Who could mind that?
( Muggles were silly things. )

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For lijahlover. Happy Belated Birthday! You asked specifically for a Harry/Draco PWP so here it is. Prompt was top!vampire!Draco. Forgive me, I had to make fun of Draco's fangs as I can't think about them without laughing since I've read alaana_fair's awesome vampire fic. :D
( Draco should have mentioned it. )

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