"I plan to ram my cock inside you and fuck you until you think you can fly."

Dude...You like, win the entire internet a thousand times over just for that line alone.

Sorry for my incoherantness but wow. I mean, I do believe this is my new favourite fic simply because no matter many brilliant fics I've read, I simply cannot think of one that bests midair!sex.

I'm rather floored, and thinking suddenly Monday's aren't so bad. XD Thank you so much for sharing! It definitely made me laugh in a couple places, especially the "Potter was almost flying into him! " line. XD

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