"Not your lips, hon." ... "Put that mouth where they were!"

Too amusing. Although the first had a more violent reaction than the second. ^^

I haven't read Alaana's journal before, but was there an inside joke hidden in this drabble? Or were you just talking about her personality and how we might not understand it if we didn't know her? Just curious since I still found this funny, but I feel like I'm missing the actual punch line if you said we probably wouldn't [find this funny].