There were so many different bits of this which made me laugh. Particularly Draco calling Harry 'Twinkle', the exchange with the Muggle, Draco's general mischievous behaviour and "Timber!"

All these Christmas fics are definitely making me feel festive, especially with all the sex!

(Please don't hate me - remember I'm a SPaG fascist and I can't help myself - but: he somehow scarped Harry's cock with his teeth. Should be scraped, I thought. And: you won't make me!" he fumed, sounding ten. Should be... tense? Stern?)

I imagine Draco will find a lot of time to spend playing with Twinkle!