Dear Santa,

I swear that in the last day, I have been extremely nice. I gave up my seat on the bus to an old lady, even though it would have been funny to watch her tottle while the bus took a sharp corner. I helped my flatmates decorate the christmas tree, and even let the gay one put the star on top. (...I wouldn't let him place it where he originally wanted to put it. For the children's sake!)I was even nice to the straight boys and told them to make kisses with their girlfriends instead of each other...

So please Santa,
WRITE NC17!!

Forever hopeful,
Lilith