LOL! Oh god, this is sheer perfection :D

"Stealing towels is quite illegal," Potter declared at last. "And the soaps ... that's just evil. A simple arrest won't do. I should punish you."

I love your fics. They're so incredibly entertaining and hot.

"Well then, just for the record, I don't usually put out on my first arrest."

*snert* Considering the line of work I'm in, this really shouldn't be as funny as it is ;D