24 August 2008 @ 07:25 pm
FIC: Arresting Is the New Dating (H/D; NC-17; 1100) Arrested Series (2/2)  
Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Title: Arresting Is the New Dating
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1100
Summary: Sequel to a drabble Blinded by Desire wherein the obvious happens.
Warnings: Sequel to a drabble. PWP.
Note: So I actually wrote a sequel. But, you know, I always ruin things with a sequel. :/ And now everyone will know how easy I am. This should have been a 100 words drabble. *shakes head* Please don't look for plot, or logic, or sense. I mean, you can look for it, but not here. I'm sorry about the title. It's beyond silly, I know. But it's Sunday, silliness is required on Sundays.


Arresting Is the New Dating

 

Draco was very confused. He didn't know much about Auror procedures during an arrest, but he was pretty sure it didn't involve pressing your prisoner to the bars, yanking his trousers down, and buggering him silly.

But apparently, this was Auror Potter's way of dealing with prisoners.

Which, if one thought about it, didn't really help lowering the crime rate.

Not that Draco thought about it. He was busy trying to control his continuous whimpering. His head was pressed to the bars and the cold metal dug into his left cheek and temple. Potter stood behind him, clutching his hips to keep him in place, making sure Draco remained bent over as he dedicated himself to the task of relentlessly burying his cock inside Draco's arse.

With his hands tied on his back, Draco could do little but take it. Well, he could moan and plead for more. Which he might have done very loudly.

Potter grabbed a bar next to Draco's head, the power of his thrusts intensifying, and Draco could not determine whether the whole world or just the bars shook with every thrust, but something was shaking a lot. It was probably him. His arse was on fire, and his head and his arms hurt something horrid.

And Draco loved every glorious second of it.

Until Potter pulled out, much too soon, causing Draco to cry out in distress. Potter gasped behind him and then something hot and sticky splashed all over Draco's buttocks, uncomfortably sliding down over his thighs and legs. The feeling was humiliating, but at the same time incredibly arousing.

But it couldn't end like this. Draco spluttered in indignation and whined, rolling his hips, trying in vain to create some friction. Was that all? He'd get nothing? Draco's cock twitched inexplicably at the thought of Potter using him like this, but Draco still desperately needed to come.

As though he had heard Draco's unspoken plea, Potter spun him around, and Draco's hands were suddenly free. He stared at the cruel Auror, surprised to see Potter smirking. Potter never smirked, which was a shame because it became him beautifully.

"Won't you do something about that?" Potter asked, arching his eyebrow and lowering his gaze down at Draco's hard cock.

Draco fought for air, much too confused to ponder his humiliation. His cock ached and he needed release, and Potter clearly didn't intend to help him. So he grabbed himself with both of his hands and pulled on his cock harshly, biting his lips to prevent himself from moaning too much.

Potter still gripped the bar next to Draco's head, trapping him between his stretched out arm, his body, and the wall, and staring unwaveringly at Draco's face. It should have been embarrassing, standing there, freshly used, with Potter's come all over his arse, his trousers around his thighs, wanking himself while Potter watched. But it was also a rush, seeing Potter's hungry expression and knowing that Potter liked what he saw.

Draco moved his hand rapidly, the slapping noise his hand made and his rough breathing the only sounds in the cell. His orgasm overwhelmed him, and Draco closed his eyes, shaking with the force of it, his knees nearly buckling and the floor threatening to disappear beneath his feet.

By the time he regained his breath and opened his eyes, Potter had already moved away. He was fully dressed, waving his wand to get rid off Draco's spunk from his clothes.

"You can go now," Potter declared.

Draco started, surprised with this statement. He looked at the open cell door and then back at Potter, feeling incredibly confused. This was by far the oddest thing that had ever happened to him. But after he thought about it, at least one conclusion was obvious — Potter didn't mind having sex with Draco, even without receiving any financial compensation. Which was a million times better than what Draco had originally thought. And cheaper.

Draco narrowed his eyes. Odd as these events had been, they were certainly intriguing. "You do this to all your prisoners?" Draco coughed slightly after hearing the scratchiness of his voice. He sure hoped he hadn't been screaming.

"Every single one," Potter replied with a grin, but Draco didn’t believe him for a second. So he kept staring, until Potter sighed and shook his head, his eyes twinkling. "You're much too entertaining when confused. So you've gotten a freebie."

Draco pursed his lips, still unsatisfied with the answer, and not really sure whether the sex or his freedom had been the mentioned freebie. But apparently that had been the only explanation he was going to get.

"Go." Potter cocked his head in the direction of the exit. His voice was firm, indicating that this was an order.

But Draco didn't feel like going. This surpassed his wildest expectations and he was unwilling to just let it go. Potter had showed him something spectacular and gave Draco an orgasm of his life without even trying. He needed to know what would happen if Potter did try.

He had to think of something.

"I've stayed in a Muggle hotel in London two days ago," he said randomly. "And I stole the towels. And the cute little animal shaped soaps."

Potter raised his eyebrows and stared at him for a full minute before he spoke, his tone incredulous. "You want a second arrest?"

"I'm a danger to society. Clearly." Draco nodded emphatically. "You should ... subdue me."

Potter's lips curved into a smile, his gaze raking over Draco's body as though he was assessing possibilities. Draco awaited Potter's decision with bated breath.

"Stealing towels is quite illegal," Potter declared at last. "And the soaps ... that's just evil. A simple arrest won't do. I should punish you."

Draco shivered and nodded again, grabbing the bars for support. Hearing Potter say the word punish spread a pleasant weakness through his body. "That's not all," he claimed. "I did other illegal things. Many of them. I do them all the time. It's a disorder."

"How terrible," Potter said reproachfully, and then walked closer, his proximity making Draco's body quiver. Potter grabbed Draco's upper arm and said with finality, "I think I should place you under house arrest. And sign you up for a rehabilitation program."

Draco gulped, but asked hopefully, "Who runs that program?"

"I do. I just started it." Potter leaned in, his lips almost touching Draco, but not quite. And then his expression turned more serious. "I don't usually shag my prisoners. Or take them home," he confessed, and for a moment, he looked like the same old Potter Draco knew well.

Draco grinned, very pleased with himself. He closed the distance between them and pressed his lips firmly to Potter's, murmuring, "That's good to know." He kissed Potter lightly, experiencing emotions that he planned never to articulate since that would be much too embarrassing. Instead, he just smiled, adding, "Well then, just for the record, I don't usually put out on my first arrest."


Fin


 

 
 
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[identity profile] elisebanana.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
ROFL LAST LINE FTW!

what on earth are you talking about, ruining things by writing a sequel? This was so awesome that CLEARLY there should be a third part!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:34 am (UTC)
Thank you so much!

I usually do ruin things with a sequel. *nods*
[identity profile] kaxenji.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
Guh. So cute. <3

On a side note, you might want to correct this line: "Which, if one thought about it, didn't really help lowering the crime rate."
Shouldn't it be 'didn't really help in lowering the crime rate'?

faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:35 am (UTC)
Thank you so much!

Is it really? I hear things like this said without the in all the time. Hmm.
(no subject) - [identity profile] kaxenji.livejournal.com on August 27th, 2008 03:36 am (UTC)
[identity profile] puma-gottin.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2008 05:30 am (UTC)
that was amazing!! I loved how Harry gave in and was a bit sentimental in the end....great one!!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:35 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! ♥
[identity profile] adamei.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2008 06:05 am (UTC)
All hail silly Sundays!

This was FUN.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:35 am (UTC)
Thank you so much!
[identity profile] dirty-darella.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2008 10:25 am (UTC)
Sequel, Yay!
Fantastic as always, I love the way you write characters. :)
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:35 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love!
[identity profile] kaykayen.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2008 12:46 pm (UTC)
*iz flailing around on the floor* Silliness is definitely required on a Monday morning, too!!!!

Which, if one thought about it, didn't really help lowering the crime rate. Heeeee! I was picturing Draco going on a crime spree! But towels and cute little animal shaped soaps is absolutely priceless!

"I'm a danger to society. Clearly." Draco nodded emphatically. "You should ... subdue me."
"That's not all," he claimed. "I did other illegal things. Many of them. I do them all the time. It's a disorder."

And Draco talking Harry into keeping him in custody had me in hysterics... but your last line was the total killer!

I suspect that house arrest will entail handcuffs and lots of smexy punishment! ~__^
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:36 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love!

Draco will turn into a real criminal, I think. *shakes head* I get him.
[identity profile] thrnbrooke.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
Oh I soooo loved this!!!!!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:36 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love!
[identity profile] dysonrules.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2008 08:10 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA! OMG, that was awesome! YAY for porny sequels!!!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:36 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! *squishes*
[identity profile] trubbleclef.livejournal.com on August 25th, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
LOVED THIS! So very much!!!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:37 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love!
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on August 25th, 2008 10:13 pm (UTC)
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:37 am (UTC)
:D I'm sure he will!
[identity profile] jennybliss.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
*fans self* That was hot! Much love for this!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:37 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, love!
[identity profile] ravenqueen55.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 02:19 am (UTC)
Oh.....arrest me, Harry! ARREST ME!!!!!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 26th, 2008 09:37 am (UTC)
Haha. There's a line apparently.
[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com on August 28th, 2008 06:55 pm (UTC)
Hee! Nice continuation, hon. YUM!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 28th, 2008 10:51 pm (UTC)
Yay! Thank you, love!
moonlitdark[identity profile] moonlitdark.livejournal.com on August 31st, 2008 02:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, such smutty fun! ;D
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on August 31st, 2008 06:27 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reading, love!
[identity profile] lilith1631.livejournal.com on September 17th, 2008 07:56 am (UTC)
Love it. Unethical!cop!Harry combined with shagmeagain!Draco is a delicious combination. And Draco's crimes are brilliant. Woe is the soap larceny! Damn the towel thievery! Good thing Harry has a back up plan for dangerous, serial criminals like Malfoy.

HAHAHAHAHA, loved the whole thing, naturally. Moments like this is when I know I have chosen well in my stalking target.

Going strong,
Lilith

faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on September 17th, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC)
Draco is a dangerous criminal indeed. Harry will have to deal with that. *nods*

I'm happy I'm your target!
[identity profile] raglek.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2008 01:25 am (UTC)
"I'm a danger to society. Clearly." Draco nodded emphatically. "You should ... subdue me."

LMAO!

This was hot and sexy and funny and I really, really like the whole arrested thing. Yummy!

faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on September 23rd, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
Yay! Thank you so much!
[identity profile] micolerose.livejournal.com on September 28th, 2008 04:37 pm (UTC)
so fucking hot. i want to be arrested and p ut in the next cell over.
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on September 28th, 2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
*wants to be in that cell with you*
Joan Waterhouse[identity profile] joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com on October 5th, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC)
Oh, the unbearable hotness! You are fantastic! :D
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on October 5th, 2008 06:36 pm (UTC)
*blush* Thank you so much, hon!
lokifan[personal profile] lokifan on November 1st, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
AWESOME.

I absolutely loved this! The smut was scorching, and I loved Harry coming over Draco and making him wank in front of him. And the animal-shaped soap! *dies* Oh Draco, you're so bad. And punishment. *dies again*

Also, last line love!
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on November 1st, 2008 08:55 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it, love! Thank you!

Draco is bad. *makes Harry spank him*
[identity profile] adores-draco.livejournal.com on February 3rd, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC)
Cute, hot and funny. A great combination!

"I don't usually put out on my first arrest." :))
faithwood.livejournal.com[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com on February 4th, 2009 01:05 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! ♥