Do ignore this first cut if you want. I'll ramble about birthday!fics and such.

( I'm a little crazy and I overplan things. Forgive me. This is my silliness/neurosis. )

Anyway, now that I've rambled ... I've missed quite a few birthdays. Last month I made no "get your presents" post. And some of these people are on my flist for a long time and I know them well and I feel horrible. So I've written you a couple of flash fics. Four are posted today, four will be posted tomorrow or Wednesday. Or even very late today. (I'm home today. Wheeee!)

IMPORTANT! There are some pairings in these fics that squick ME, I still wrote them cos I love y'all. But please, they are all clearly labelled, and if some or one of them squick you — just skip it. Please, don't whine at me and yell offence. I'm posting four of them at once to spare your flists. This mostly goes for the later post, cos I know those parings will squick some. And that's okay. I'm not forcing you to read. Each fic is behind its own cut. They are ALL NC-17 rated, around 500 words long, and are PURE SMUT. You have been warned.

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For ravenqueen55. Happy Belated Birthday! Have some Albus/Scorpius smut. I kid you not.
( The Sorting Hat was stupid. )

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For awayfromlife. Happy Belated Birthday! Have some Harry/Draco. I didn't forget the almighty chocolate syrup!
( It was really hard to stay mad at Draco. )

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For marguerite_26. Happy Belated Birthday! Have some Harry/Scorpius, teacher/student smut. Seriously. :D
( Again? )

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For thesamanthahope. Happy Belated Birthday! Have some Harry/Draco. Bottom!Harry and a club!fic. See? I KNOW stuff about people!
( Harry didn't even know why he was here; never mind why he was doing this. )

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