Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Title: The Sad Ramifications of Being a Sparkly Vampire
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~600
Genre: Humour
Status: Complete
Summary: As all vampires, Draco is afraid of sunlight.
Warnings: Ahem. I read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight books, and I got bit (Ha!) by a plot bunny. Plus I needed a break from writing my REAL story (which I love btw. Yay!) Um. This isn't a crossover, but it might not make much sense if you're unfamiliar with Meyer's description of vampires. Though ... *points at title* All you need to know. I suppose this could be labelled as a bit of a parody, but I did like the books well-enough. It's not my intention to be mean. I'm just amused. :D This is crack, however.

ETA: This is not relevant to this story. Or true. Or logical. But ... obviously, Draco was turned into a vampire by Edward Cullen Robert Pattinson Cedric Diggory. :D :D :D
Note: Written for hp_creatures's prompt — Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. James Russell Lowell

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