Ha ha! Loved this! Draco stripping down and flexing his muscles totally had me giggling. But this was my very favourite:

"Well ... no. All right. I'll tell you the truth. I have a thing for cats. It's the purring. I can't help it. It's a fetish and it's none of your business!"

And then you know, a splash of assertive!Harry and I'm in heaven. Yum!