faithwood: (Default)
Faith ([personal profile] faithwood) wrote2008-11-18 02:59 pm

Not the disastrous sex

First, as you know, LJ is going bye-bye in three ... two ... one ... So smoke 'em if you got 'em. I've backed-up my journal, and crossposted every single post to IJ. So see you there if something goes wrong. I'm faithwood there too. I may go and search and friend you guys.

Second, [livejournal.com profile] yumekutteikt, who is awesome, drew this pic based on Halloween Quickie Series' "Backfired". It's funny.

Coincidently, I've named the last series The Pervert Series. :D

And third, thank you again, [livejournal.com profile] alaana_fair, for your V-Gift (my first ever! *is super excited*)!

So as thanks ... A drabble-y-thingy. (This probably won't amuse you if you're not Alaana, or if you don't follow her journal.)



"My arse hurts," Draco whined, lying sprawled on the bed, still sticky and sweaty, and looking utterly exhausted. And naked.

"I can't feel my legs," Harry whined even harder, staring at the ceiling blankly. "I don't think I have them anymore. Draco, am I legless? Do check."

"I can't. I think I'm blind," Draco sniffed.

"Now, now, boys," Alaana scolded from her squishy armchair that was placed next to the large bed. A four poster bed, naturally. "We still have work to do."

"Are you mad, woman?" Draco fumed. "Are you trying to kill us?"

"How many photos do you need?" Harry inquired a bit fearfully. "And just for the record, the videos are a bit too much. Honestly."

Alaana looked just a bit defensive. "I have many friends. And they all have birthdays. And they all want to be on the porn filter. I can't help it. Now be kind and move into position."

Grumbling, Draco dragged himself upwards and then carefully, and a bit wobbly, got on his hands and knees.

"Excellent!" Alaana praised. "Now pucker up." Draco did so, but Alaana sighed exasperatedly. "Not your lips, hon."

Mumbling to himself, Draco did as he was told.

"Now, Harry, sweetie ..."

"Still legless!"

"You won't need your legs for this. Just put that mouth of yours to good use." Alaana smiled sweetly. "There. Good boy. Now let's see that tongue. Oh lovely. And now ... yes, stay like that. Say cheese!" Alaana picked up her camera and took yet another photo. "Good. Now ..."

"Are we done?" Harry asked quickly.

"No!" Draco and Alaana exclaimed in unison.

"Put that mouth where they were!" Draco instructed.

Alaana smiled happily and took her video camera. "All right, boys. Action!"




[identity profile] jennybliss.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL Yes, yes she would!

[identity profile] katelinmr.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
O.o.. Lol! ... I'm not one of her friends.. but I looked at her journal once or twice.. so er.. LOL again XD ..And YAY for Harry's mouth!..

And do you really think something might go wrong with this site ?? I mean.. I don't even know how to back up stuff.. er.. *thinks*.. is not really neccesairy though.. so.. nevermind.. XD .. *hugs*..

[identity profile] bryoneybrynn.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooo! Extra special porn filter! Is it my birthday yet? *checks calendar* Oh, damn!

[identity profile] marguerite-26.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO at Alaana the director. hee!

(obviously I didn't see this post about your IJ earlier!)

[identity profile] kaykayen.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha! I can definitely see director!Alaana at work here! Er, I volunteer to be in charge of the props ~_^

Video? SWEET! *makes popcorn*

[identity profile] awayfromlife.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it did amuse me. I haven't followed alaana's journal closely but maybe I should. And I have to finish your ghost series, especially if it prompts fanart like that. Ahh, good to be back.:D

(Also, if you haven't got my comment, thank you for the b-day fic! It made me really, really happy.:) Sorry for the late comment, I haven't been anywhere near LJ for weeks.)

[identity profile] zebrui.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Squee! I volunteer to be lighting director if this type of event were to occur.

That "Still legless!" line had Harry stomped all over it. *squishes him* Poor dear, life as a top can be hard ;)

[identity profile] romaine24.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO

This is hilarious. I haven't checked her "I want in your porn filter" post since I opted in, but I'm guessing most of her flist did. Me thinks she should have asked who didn't want in. :)

[identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO

Too true...*snerk*

[identity profile] agr8fae.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You have officially made my day!

[identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks and it's perfect just what she'd do :)

[identity profile] cleo-jay.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO! Oh I love Alanna! I'll join the video crew - I've always thought I'd make a great 'fluffer'! *winks*
I completely forgive you for this not being the Disastrous sex I was hoping for!! LOL! *hugs you*
And yay! LJ is back up and fine - bit slow but so would I be after a major operation! *pets LJ*

[identity profile] malfoy-manor12.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG!!! LOL Perfect!!!

[identity profile] alaana-fair.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!!!

I'm glad I didn't see this earlier, because I really, really needed the laugh tonight! *squishes the life out of you*

Oh, if only I had my own boys to play with I would SOOOO take lots of pictures and videos and share them all most of them. *smirks*

My favorite part...

"Are we done?" Harry asked quickly.

"No!" Draco and Alaana exclaimed in unison.


*falls from chair* Draco and I would definitely be in agreement there! *nods*

Thank you, sweets. That was fabulous! *hugs*

[identity profile] lotus-lizzy.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! Oh Alaana would so do that in a heart beat. And seriously, you freaked me out with your post of doom. I had no idea LJ was shutting down and I had to go into a meeting! I just kept my fingers crossed and got really snippy in the meeting.

Oh live journal, ruining work again.

[identity profile] hpstrangelove.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
This is going in memories for whenever I need a big, big laugh!

[identity profile] winnett.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, this is too much! Too good! I can just see Alaana now... though would she have the presence of mind to be taking such pictures? I mean really... would any of us?

;)

[identity profile] callistianstar.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Not your lips, hon." ... "Put that mouth where they were!"

Too amusing. Although the first had a more violent reaction than the second. ^^

I haven't read Alaana's journal before, but was there an inside joke hidden in this drabble? Or were you just talking about her personality and how we might not understand it if we didn't know her? Just curious since I still found this funny, but I feel like I'm missing the actual punch line if you said we probably wouldn't [find this funny].

[identity profile] j-folked.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha!!!!

I love you.

And Alaana for inspiring this.
ext_46236: (Default)

[identity profile] lisbet.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, that was cute! I already had you friended on IJ but not here! *adds* I don't want to miss any more of your stories!

[identity profile] dysonrules.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh you are fabulous and evil. So CUTE!!!! Um... I think Alaana needs a break. I'll take over from here...

[identity profile] enchanted-jae.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
*dies* That is FUNNY!

[identity profile] utteramusement.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
ROLF! So that's how she gets those pics! :O!

Page 1 of 2