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Faith ([personal profile] faithwood) wrote2008-10-27 04:12 pm

FIC: Ghostly Fun (H/D; R; 500) Halloween Quickie Series (1/5)

Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Title: Ghostly Fun
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R-ish
Word Count: ~500
Status: I have a strange idea of combining these prompts to tell a voyeuristic snapshot story of Harry and Draco falling in love in their Eight Year and then announcing this to the Hogwarts population. But that might not work (or maybe it's not allowed), so for now, consider this complete.
Summary: Sometimes Moaning Myrtle moans for other reasons.
Note: First ficlet written for [livejournal.com profile] awdt's Halloween Quickies, prompt #1 was: scary/ghost stories. Expect one silly ficlet per day this week. :|
Unrelated Note: [livejournal.com profile] yumekutteikt is so awesome. Look what I have: A drawing of a scene from that veela!Draco cookie thingy without a title. Harry clutching Draco's pants kills me!


#1:


Ghostly Fun


"It's not that I don't appreciate seeing a naked, young man taking a bath," the Gray Lady commented. "But after a while it gets a bit boring. And a minute ago when he was singing; it was actually scary."

"Harry Potter singing is scary," Moaning Myrtle agreed. "But don't worry; things will pick up soon." She smiled knowingly.

Just as she said it, the door of the prefect's bathroom flew open and one Draco Malfoy strode in imperiously.

"Ah-ha!" Moaning Myrtle exclaimed as the Lady next to her paled so hard, not even Myrtle's ghostly eyes could se her anymore.

"Oh! Will this turn violent? I cannot stand violence!" the Lady bemoaned.

"Well, sometimes it's a bit violent," Myrtle allowed. "But it's hardly worth mentioning. These incidents always end the same." She nodded. "See, Draco here will now declare his utter indignation ..."

"Potter, must you always be here? Honestly, I can't even walk into a random room anymore without finding you naked inside it!"

"And then Harry here will show he's not as dim-witted as he looks," Myrtle continued.

"Did it eve occurred to you, Malfoy, to stop following me around, hoping you'll catch me naked?"

As Draco spluttered indignantly, the Gray Lady's interest peaked, probably because as Draco was grumbling he was also stripping.

"See, now," Myrtle explained. "Draco will pretend that his illogical conclusion is the most natural thing on the world."

"Fine, Potter. If you insist to be in my way, see if I care. I came to have a bath and a bath I will have!"

"And now Potter will lie."

"Fine! But I don't want to have sex with you. Again."

"And now Draco will show incredible talent for denial."

"As if I wanted to have sex with you. Ever. Have you been fantasising again, Potter?"

Draco entered the large tub; his body flushed and cock hard and leaking, effectively contradicting Draco's words.

"And Potter won't say anything anymore, because he's much too busy drooling." Myrtle leaned closer to the wide-eyed and no longer bored-looking Gray Lady, and whispered conspiratorially, "Harry here, has this enormous," Lady's eyes grew larger, "oral fixation," Myrtle finished. Then, when she noticed that the Lady seemed slightly disappointed, she added quickly, "Oh he has a huge prick too."

The Lady blushed. "As if I care for such things," she said primly, but then squeaked as the water in the bathtub splashed all over the bathroom.

"But he lacks patience," Myrtle declared, watching Harry trying to subdue the naked, struggling blond.

"Oh my!" the Lady covered her eyes. Rather futilely as her hand was transparent. "Oh dear. Potter seems quite ... ferocious. And that Malfoy boy is ... bendy."

Both the Lady and Myrtle cocked their heads as Draco demonstrated his bendiness, moaning delightedly, "Potter, you're completely savage!" And then, "Oh yes! Right there. Don't stop ... I still hate you, though."

"Mmmmm. Yeah, me too ..." was Harry's breathless reply.

"Oh!" the lady gasped after a minute. "That's an interesting place the Potter boy just shoved his tongue in."

"Oh he also has a shoving-things-into-Malfoy's-various-orifices fixation."

When Harry and Draco began moving together, their movements fast but fluid, the Lady clapped her hands excitedly. "Oh! Oh! Oh! This is fun!"

Watching Harry bite Draco's neck, eliciting a low growl from Draco's throat, Myrtle moaned contently. "Now do you understand why I like to hang around bathrooms so much?"





#2: Filch's Fun
#3: Caught
#4: Backfired
#5: Coming Out

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[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Google ads always scare me with their choice! :\

[identity profile] nocturnali.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you're enjoying it.

[identity profile] aldehyde.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG THIS IS MADE OF SO MUCH WIN!

i think you should definitely write a ghostly voyeuristic fic so we can find out how the boys hooked up, and everything they get up to during their last year in school ;)

[identity profile] nightlo.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Though this is not my preferred cup of tea, this is really very hilarious! And well, it seems that being a ghost has its up too!

[identity profile] andromeda0604.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
hell yeah, myrtle's a perv! i knew it. get it myrtle!!!! i love the fighting but not so much the fighting as the pretending to fight. hot!

[identity profile] lilith1631.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Funnily enough, I'm not at all surprised that this is what dearest Myrtle likes to hang about in bathrooms - you saw the movie, you know what scene I'm talking about! However, shame on her for introducing the grey lady into it! Honestly, so immoral...*rec's this fic to a non-slashing friend*

*smirk*

Nicely done, loved Draco's denial, and bendiness! VIVA LA BENT BOYS
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[identity profile] thisgirl-is.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Google ads have never tried to rec fic to me before, though the warehouse of spare Draco parts was pretty amusing.
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[identity profile] joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I can't even walk into a random room anymore without finding you naked inside it!

Feel my pity, Draco! *lol*

I hope, when it is time, I can die in a way that lets me be a ghost at Hogwarts ;)

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh he also has a shoving-things-into-Malfoy's-various-orifices fixation."

*dies* I want to know the Latin term for that one.

[identity profile] sisika.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
*has died and remained as a ghost so she can perv on Harry and Draco*

wordy thingie

(Anonymous) 2008-10-29 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
As Draco spluttered indignantly, the Gray Lady's interest peaked, probably because as Draco was grumbling he was also stripping.

Is that piqued you are aiming for, or peaked as you had it? Interest and curiosity are usually piqued.
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Re: wordy thingie

[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant it as peaked, intending it to be a hint that she was interested this whole time and her interest reached its highest point, but considering piqued is often misspelled as peaked perhaps I should change it to avoid confusion ... *ponders*

[identity profile] silenceofcedars.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh he also has a shoving-things-into-Malfoy's-various-orifices fixation."

This is quintessential Faithwood and one of the reasons I read you. Wonderfully done as always.

Peace,
Bubba
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[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, love!

i think you should definitely write a ghostly voyeuristic fic so we can find out how the boys hooked up, and everything they get up to during their last year in school ;)

*stammers* Everything? *runs away screaming*
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[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! You might like the third part better! *wink*
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[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! Glad you liked it, love!
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[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, mu favorite stalker!

*loves bent boys*

*loves bendy bent boys even more*

Heh. Bendy bent boys.


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[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. Poor Draco. Terrible fate this.

Oh that would be a cool heaven (hell?) being a pervy Hogwarts ghost.
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[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I've diagnosed Harry with a severe case of Draconis Emptyphobia. *nods*
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[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much!

So this is the journal you're using now?

*friends back*

[identity profile] saras-girl.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh he also has a shoving-things-into-Malfoy's-various-orifices fixation." >> Yes. You win! :)

I never knew Myrtle was such a perv. Fab. N x

[identity profile] alaana-fair.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh dear. Potter seems quite ... ferocious. And that Malfoy boy is ... bendy."


*dies*

[identity profile] saiyanaiden.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
^///^ Oh gosh that explains sooo much.
<333

[identity profile] kisa829.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Bendy Malfoy...love the wording! And the commentary! <3

I'd hang around the bathrooms too if that's what happens on a regular basis. *nods*
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[identity profile] faithwood.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! ♥

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