Birthday Post

[faithwood]

Happy Birthday, malfoy_manor12, alovelycupoftea, mae_linda and stellamoon!

And speaking of stellamoon, you must RUN and look at Secret Heritage (Art, Harry/Draco @ hd_worldcup). It's absolutely STUNNING!


Time for birthday porn.

Stop looking now if you don't want explicitness.

Comments

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! Don't say that like you don't completely agree with me!! You just claim the aliens make you think those thoughts...at least I'm honest! ;D *pets my fellow perv*

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! The real question is: Am I servicing the aliens or are they servicing me! :D

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

Trick question! It's a reciprocal agreement! I know cos they've shown me the YouTube videos, you saucy minx! *snickers*

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

*gasps* They said that no one will ever see that!

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

Well, duh, they're aliens - of course they lied!! *checks stats on the videos* In fact, about 1,972,405 people have viewed them at this point, so I'd say the molested-by-aliens kitty's well and truly out of the bag now! Don't worry though, most of the comments are just jealousy of the little green men (and that one large one, if you know what I mean! ;D) and statements about you along the lines of "Hell, yes! I'd totally tap that! That girl is fine!"...so it's all good press! *grins*

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

LOL! Well, all right, then!

Oh right! The LARGE one! Oooooh, yes, he was large. And so very green.

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

Like this?!?
http://www.bellissimagirl.com/images/products/ppaul_l.jpg
*is innocently curious* ;D

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

LOL! *ded*

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

Really? Well in that case I'm very impressed by your...stamina! *giggles manically*

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

*still laughing*

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

You still haven't answered the question!! *wags finger & sttempts to look stern while giggling*

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

Well, you've seen the video. You tell me! :D

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

Yes, but the angle's all wrong and you know how difficult it is to zoom in on those videos!! Believe me, I've tried! *still sniggering*

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

Oh, in that case, I must inform you that this is just one of its hands. And it has four. Not counting the tentacles. Or reproductive organs.

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

*howls*

I am sooooo glad I wasn't drinking my tea while reading/observing this thread. ;D

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

What were you drinking, then? *eyes you suspiciously*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

I had just put my tea down. *looks shifty*

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

All this talk of tea just makes me suspect harder.

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Heh. Seriously. Just tea. I'm a two-pot-a-day tea drinker most days, though less lately. *nods*

In related news, I've gone two weeks without coffee. Eep! On the plus side, my depression has waned a wee bit. *is hopeful*

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

I've gone two weeks without coffee.

Oh God. I'd rather give up porn.

On the plus side, my depression has waned a wee bit. *is hopeful*

YAY! *hugs and twirls you*

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

Hee! It was a perfectly innocent question - I mean, you want to know how big too, right?!? *continues grinning* ;D

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Me? Never. *whistles and looks innocent*

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

And how green?! ;D

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Ew. Just ... ew. :P

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

And slimy! LOL! Have I freaked you out yet?! :D