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Faith ([personal profile] faithwood) wrote2008-12-01 04:59 pm

FIC: Draco Christmas (H/D; PG-13; 1000)

Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Title: Draco Christmas
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1000
Status: Complete
Summary: Harry has a Christmas wish.
Warnings: LOL! I should warn, I should. But I won't.
Note: Advent drabble #1. Written for [livejournal.com profile] dysonrules. Her prompt was — please.

Also written for [livejournal.com profile] slythindor100's Special Holiday Challenge, which was a photo of a Christmas tree.





Draco Christmas



Woken up by a loud commotion and whispering voices, Harry shot out of bed, completely disoriented for a moment. The bed was cold, with no sign of Draco, and the sound of children's voices in the distance echoed in the quiet night. Harry reached for his dressing gown to hide his nakedness, and grabbed his wand, feeling very worried. This was the first Christmas Draco and he were able to keep all their children with them; it would have been catastrophic if something dreadful happened.

Harry rushed out of the room and found four children gathered near the foot of the stairs, peering into the living room, gasping, giggling, and pointing excitedly.

Relieved to see that they were all right, Harry sneaked closer, wanting to know what had caused this uproar. He gasped, amazed, when he spotted a real, live Santa Claus arranging presents underneath the fairy-lit Christmas tree. Artificial snowflakes were falling down from the tree's branches as the Santa moved around awkwardly, taking out the presents from his large sack.

Harry was all set to use his wand, but then a blond lock of hair peeked from beneath the Santa's hat, and Harry realised he had just found his missing lover.

Bemused, Harry almost jumped when Scorpius addressed him.

"Harry, look! It's Santa! He is real." Scorpius gave Lily a nasty I-told-you-so sort of look.

"Shhhh!" Harry whispered, ushering the kids upstairs. "You can't let him know you've seen him. He might get mad and take away the presents." The children gasped as one and quickly stopped looking. "Come on, back to bed," Harry instructed firmly, and the kids rushed up, clearly worried they might lose their precious presents.

Waiting for the last door to shut close, Harry grinned and stepped into the living room.

"Draco?" he asked tentatively, unable to hide wonder in his voice.

The Santa looked around, his grey eyes wide. "Draco? I'm Santa Claus, obviously. Are you daft, Potter? Look at my belly!"

Harry bit his lip to stop himself from laughing. He refrained from pointing out that Santa wouldn't call him Potter, or generally acted so defensive. He did, however, look at Draco's large belly that completed the red outfit together with the long, white beard. Surprisingly, Draco made a convincing Santa.

"It's okay. They're gone. I've sent them back to bed," Harry soothed.

Draco moved towards the door (with some difficulty due to his constraining clothes) and peered up the stairs.

"They saw me, right?" he asked, pulling his beard lower to grin widely at Harry.

Harry nodded, staring at Draco with keen interest. It was terribly strange to see Draco dressed like this.

"What are you doing?" Harry dared to ask.

Draco shrugged. "Lily didn't believe Scorpius that Santa Claus was real. And my son must always be right."

Narrowing his eyes, Harry came closer, examining Draco's red coat. "And why exactly does Scorpius believe that Santa is real?"

"I don't know. Astoria's nonsense, I believe. She spoils that kid and tells him crazy stories." Draco nodded, red-cheeked and avoiding eye contact.

Harry smiled as something warm settled in his stomach at seeing Draco acting so silly for his son's sake. He wrapped his arms around Draco's neck, leaning in for a kiss. They kissed for a while, unhurriedly but eagerly, as Draco hummed in approval.

"You're so fluffy and soft," Harry laughed breathlessly after they had separated. The fake, round belly was a strange obstacle between them.

"I'll go change," Draco grumbled.

However, Harry kept his hands where they were, not letting Draco leave. "I can help you change," he suggested in a low voice.

"I can change myself." Draco blinked, confused.

"Well, yes, but, um, I want to help ..." Harry insisted, feeling his cheeks heat up. But damn it all, Draco looked fabulous in that red coat.

Draco must have realised where Harry's mind had gone because he spluttered and stepped away quickly. "You're joking!" he gasped. "Santa makes you randy?" he asked, whispering, as though afraid that the real Santa might hear this blasphemy.

"It does now," Harry mumbled, embarrassed. "Just keep the outfit on for a little bit?" he begged. "Please?"

Draco shook his head, incredulous, the fluffy top of his hat bouncing around, making him look positively adorable. Harry had to calm his rapidly beating heart by looking down, which hadn't helped at all — Draco's large, leather belt and shiny boots were very intriguing as well. As were the golden buttons that decorated the coat.

"You kinky little ..." Draco was gasping, looking down at himself and then looking up at Harry as though trying to figure out what Harry found so attractive.

Harry looked at his feet, feeling miserable and kinkier by the second. However, he did not take his request back.

After a few moments of spluttering, Draco sighed exasperatedly. "What will I do with you? Can I at least get rid of the belly?"

Harry didn't raise his head, but instead, shuffled his feet.

Cursing most inappropriately, Draco grabbed Harry's hand and pulled him towards the stairs.

"Fine. Come on, you strange man with even stranger issues." He sighed again, grabbing Harry's hips and ushering him to walk in front of him.

Harry looked over his shoulder at Draco's face, relieved to see that Draco looked amused and possibly a little excited.

"Do I get a present?" Harry asked happily.

"We'll see," Draco mused, and then smiled devilishly. "I might give you a present, but first, you'll have to sit in my lap and convince me you're a good boy."

"Oh I'm very good," Harry bragged, all but running towards their bedroom, planning to do all sorts of naughty things to his very own Santa.

As they entered their bedroom and shut the door, Draco laughed uproariously, "Ho, ho, ho! This will be a Merry Christmas!"


Fin






[identity profile] maja-li.livejournal.com 2008-12-02 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...NO WAY! *cracks up* Oh Harry, you kinky devil! And of course Draco is all for it *laughs some more*

Too funny, babe! :D

[identity profile] lotus-lizzy.livejournal.com 2008-12-02 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god!!! That was great! My hubby dressed up as Santa every year for our neices and nephews and every year I go and sit on santa's lap and give him a kiss on the cheek, and my hubby says, "Ho, Ho, Ho, its good to be the santa!"

[identity profile] bryoneybrynn.livejournal.com 2008-12-02 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL at Harry's "santa issues" and I love adorable Draco being a goof for his son. So sweet!
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[personal profile] conuly 2008-12-03 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I like Harry kissing Santa Claus... every place they can think of every night!

[identity profile] thrnbrooke.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I sooo loved that!!!

[identity profile] reicheruchan.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahahaha! draco is so adorable!!!!!

SANTA DRACO! HEE!!!

[identity profile] ravenpan.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww *giggle* that was fun!

[identity profile] eloriee.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my God ;-)))
This was simply awesome! You are a genius :D

[identity profile] sassy-cissa.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
This is so perfectly adorable. I just love it. *smishes*

Draco Christmas

[identity profile] tsuj.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
What fun! And incredibly adorable, too!

I shall enjoy imagining what happened next...

:)

P.S. I now have this song stuck in my head:

I saw daddy kissing Santa Clause...

[identity profile] maevemist.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
Simply wonderful. I really liked it.

[identity profile] dirty-darella.livejournal.com 2008-12-05 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't remember if I've commented on this yet when I read it last night.... so maybe I'm spamming now. O.o

But er....


I'll just say OMG Draco is the cutest!

:D

[identity profile] yumekutteikt.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you can't imagine how powerful this fic is, enough to completely blew my brain off!!
I've just updated my journal with entry with my arts, which is totally dedicated to this fic(HERE (http://yumekutteikt.livejournal.com/31340.html) is link); and here, I want to say again-- you are truly awesome!!!

[identity profile] vwalk.livejournal.com 2008-12-22 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I absolutely love it. Who would have ever thought Harry would have a Santa kink!. I love the fact that Draco would go to such lengths for the children.

[identity profile] agr8fae.livejournal.com 2008-12-22 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You kill me with your hilariousness!

[identity profile] siberian-tyger.livejournal.com 2009-02-22 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, what would the kids do if they saw Harry 'cheating' on Draco with Santa Claus?! LOL! I can just imagine it in a highly amusing and almost-disturbing fic. They'd be crushed. *snickers* Then Harry would have a heck of a time explaining it without sounding like a perv!

[identity profile] slasher48.livejournal.com 2009-03-21 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
*laughing*

Draco must have realised where Harry's mind had gone because he spluttered and stepped away quickly. "You're joking!" he gasped. "Santa makes you randy?" he asked, whispering, as though afraid that the real Santa might hear this blasphemy.

That has got to be the funniest fucking thing ever.

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