DUDE the last line! *laughs and falls off chair* And I never would have thought pumpkin!sex could be so hot :D Though I do feel a little bad for Professor McGonagall *pats McGonagall on head*
Also?

"Shiny!" Sybill declared, still waving around madly. "Look, they are blending into each other!" she said enthusiastically.

SO MUCH LOVE