"Sweet Merlin!" Malfoy gasped, staring at the picture. "I'm so photogenic!"

LMAO so Draco

"Oh no. I'm quite gay," Malfoy said quickly.

"He is," Harry confirmed.
I can picture that perfectly

"Yes!" Malfoy agreed, but then changed his mind. "No! We're reformed."
Another perfect line, I can picture it perfectly

a depraved person, as all Slytherins were, naturally.
that always bothered me about the books, she made all the slytherins bad people

Loved this, the I hate you, also perfectly fitting for the two
I can't wait to see how this ends and a shame that it will end
excellent