"I'm not being purposely mean." Yes you aaaaaaaarrrrrre!!!!!! *wails* You are mean to meeeeeee. You're doing it on purpose! Do:

Joking aside, (well, mostly joking) we'd hate you to waste that tasty, tasty UST as well. I do so love a good explosion. Don't rush it, take your time and make sure it's as good as you want it to be. *hugs*