"Well, they're gigantic! And the colour contrasts hideously with your abnormally big eyelashes!"
*dies laughing*
Btw, I just friended you. I SWEAR I did that ages ago! *confuzzled* Did I accidentally de-friend you at some point without noticing? Is there some sort of conspiracy to separate me from hilarious, smexy creature!fic?
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"Well, they're gigantic! And the colour contrasts hideously with your abnormally big eyelashes!"
*dies laughing*
Btw, I just friended you. I SWEAR I did that ages ago! *confuzzled* Did I accidentally de-friend you at some point without noticing? Is there some sort of conspiracy to separate me from hilarious, smexy creature!fic?