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Look over here!

But never mind! I IS GOOD!

Also, my head? Made of steel, man! Steel has nothing on me! I'm telling ya, I'm freaking Superman! ~~The Smallville emo version, though.~~

This post is brought to you by brain on scramble. Now is the time to run.

Sense is overrated, surely.

Did you miss me? Or am I back too soon? :D

Well, I missed you guys. (Also, I missed porn. I REALLY missed porn.) Sis printed a bunch of stuff to me but my mind was kinda woozy and it rejected to splice words into coherent sentences.

I feel a LOT better now, just a little whiny and grumpy (and bumpy) but it has been pointed out to me that that's my usual behaviour. :|

Thank you so much for all the lovely wishes for a speedy recovery, they were (ARE!) muchly appreciated. ♥♥♥ And perhaps magically successful.

I've been sort of stalking you for a day or two, mostly looking at titles and pictures like a six-year-old. (Well, like a very perverted six-year-old.) I feel really, really GOOD today and I hope it will last.

So, I'm gonna go and stalk you some more, and answer some comments, and look at some art and hopefully read some FLUFF!

Oh, how we needs it, precious!

I need short, sweet, fluffy and porny stuff! And guess what? The majority of my flist writes short, sweet, fluffy and porny stuff! *hugs and molests y'all (most tiredly)*

Though my comments/reviews probably won't be very detailed. (Heh! See what I did there? I'm shamelessly using my current predicament to justify the fact that I'm a lousy reviewer who rarely manages to come up with something more than, "Oh, that was great!") *smirk* Ow.

I probably won't be writing for awhile, but I have these weird plot ideas, and I don't think I'll be able to stay away for very long. I mean, really, the minute I felt a bit better I actually GOT UP and FOUND my laptop. WHICH WAS HIDDEN! HIDDEN FROM ME! Can you believe it? Now that I have my laptop, you're so screwed (LOL! I said screwed! (I'm a six-year-old currently, remember?)); you're not getting rid of me. Do you realize I have NOTHING to do? Except sleep? I'll stalk you SO HARD, it'll border on dub-con.

I'm at my parents' house (my plants, idrilc! Water!) and my parents are really sweet (and overbearing) but they're always HOME! ALWAYS! So if I won't write, it's probably not because I don't feel okay, but because my MOM! is looking over my shoulder! *flails* Plz to be giving me my privacy back! And my cigarettes. And my other nasty habits! Kthnxbi.

And is it weird that I'm stressing over not being stressed?

I'll probably spam you with stupid posts. Feel free to ignore me.

Oh, also. I'm gonna be HOME for quite some time, you know. So when I stop spamming you with THE ST00PID, I'll start spamming you with THE FIC! Which is, arguably, the same thing. /WHOA! Insecure moment.

WAIT!

I'm over it.

P.S. Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian) is such a dork. I love him. *points at icon*

P.S. I WANT MY SLIPPERS. My ~~parents'~~ dog is so silly. He lies down on my slippers, and when I tell him to give them BACK, he looks at me with this INNOCENT, PUZZLED expression, and THEN, he looks around as if saying, "Where? What? I don't see them!" like he's not AWARE that he's lying RIGHT ON TOP OF THEM! And then when I say his name more sternly, he jumps up, grabs one (though he tries to grab both, but he always fails at which point I start laughing because he looks ridiculous, and I can't really stop him) and he runs out of the room and hides beneath the kitchen table. And then I have to wait for someone to get it back and then it's SO DROOLY! And my feet are bare! *cry*

I mean, how does he KNOW when I plan to get up, because he shows up right THEN? How? I'm aware he's happy to see me and he wants to play, but arghhhh!

P.S. TMI! OMG! My mom won't let me lock the bathroom door. ("What if you faint in there, honey?") She hid the key. DUDE, I CANNOT CONCENTRATE!

P.S. My journal looks ugly because I've disabled customized pages thingy. Because I'm currently not seeing very well. *hugs Mozilla add-ons* Automatically attaching ?style=mine to every LJ link? Bless it!

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Ah! I missed you! I'm so happy to see this... now I must actually read it... ha

Yay!!! Welcome back!!!!! I was so worried about you!

This post is hilarious. I'm glad you have your family taking care of you. And I'm really happy about: "my head? Made of steel".

Please, spam at will. :)

*hugs*

It's so good you're back.

*completely ignores your semi-recovered state and tackle glomps you*

I'm so glad you're back!!!!!!!!! And I like your addled post - very amusing.

I'm so happy to hear that you're okay and being well taken care of (even if it is a little TOO well at times) and that you have a silly dog to soggify your slippers for you. I'd love to offer you some fluffy porn but alas, I only have angstiness. I'll have to rec you instead - have you read Advanced Charms by paraphila? http://www.the-archive.net/viewstory.php?sid=4632 It's my favourite fluffy porn. Though no one gets tied up... Hmmm.....

*hugs you some more*

Very nice to see you posting again. ♥

I was worried about you.

*hugs*

kaj se desilo??imala si nesreću ili...??ni meni u životu ne cvjetaju ruže trenutačno-mora da je nešto trulo u državi Hrvatskoj*g* čitaj malo više slash na netu;meni je to uvijek pomagalo*smirks*

omg! I missed you tons! I'm so thrilled to see that you are ok.
You want p0rn? Name any pairing! I will write you p0rn!!!

You want Faith p0rn? femmeslash? HP slash? faith/harry/draco????

just feel better, ok?

Oh, I'm so glad you're recovering and in search of porn. *Thinks* I'm sure I've seen some around recently ;)

I laughed a lot to read of your parents' dog and the slippers. As a child I had fluffy cat slippers, and the dog took to pouncing on my feet as I walked.

*Hugs you closer* thank God you're ok!

Take it easy, we know that once you're back in tip top shape, we'll have a deluge of new smutty enjoyable fics from you.

*\o/* Yay for emo Superman head of steel.

So glad you're back!

enchanted_jae did a nice p0rny entry recently. Oh, and

alaana_fair did fluff ... although decidedly unp0rny. *scowls* I'm sure if YOU ask her nicely, she'll do another part with the smex. Oh, wait ... that'll mean I have to beta ... um ... well, okay ... since it'd be for you. *smooches*

I wrote an NC-17 James Sr./Lucius ficlet here (http://sesheta-66.livejournal.com/231038.html) which isn't exactly fluffy, but it's entertaining. Well, maybe not for Sirius, but still. Heh.

Get better, relax, enjoy the pr0n. And I hope you get your privacy back soon. Your mom is amusing.

*big but gentle squishes*

YOU'RE BACK!!! *clings softly to you*
OMG! This post is soooo funny! I actually LOL and I was applying a test O.O
Oh sweety I missed you so much :( I'm so relieved that you're ok.
#motherly mode on#
Don't think that just because you're feeling better you're 100% recovered. Please rest so your body can heal properly! (we know your mind is a lost cause :D)
#motherly mode off#
:P :P :P

I love your dog! *pets him silly as to distract him so you can have your slippers back*

Your spam is always welcome!

♥♥♥

Wow...you are back and begin to get better~~~ you know, you scare us all! But it is so good to see you again...

BTW, though I understand 'that accident' can be classified as one of the most unforgettable experiences, I hope that you will get enough and will NEVER ever try to react it...you have us really worried...> w

Shit! I totally missed your sister's post and I had no idea! Glad to hear your okay. Best wishes for a quick recovery. If I had a teeny-weeny percentage of your talent, I'd write you a fic but I don't and anything I wrote would just make you cry and run away and I don't think that's good for your recovery. :(

I'm sending you huge virtual magically healing hugs! Get better real soon and in the meantime, spam away with anything cause everything you write makes me smile!

P.S. You've been blessed with a steel head to protect all of that creative geniousness :D

You are back!!! I've missed you tons. I'm so happy you are getting better, and yes, porny stuff is the best way to speed recovery. Its healing properties are legendary (except maybe when prescribed to quasi-nun prudes, but that's controversial *g*).

Here (http://winter-june.livejournal.com/6183.html) is something for you. It's now a bit belated, but given that it was somehow belated in the first place... just Happy Unbirthday!! *big, big smooch*

Hi! So glad to see you're back! Guess what I write? :d I'm doing a 'drabble request' meme right now, so come request a pairing if you like, and it will be sweet, fluffy, and porny.

Oh my, I didn't even know you had an accident! Seems like I've been away for longer than I thought. I'm glad that you're okay.:) Surely lots of porn is what the doctor ordered, it does wonders for one's health.;) Sadly, I cannot provide you with any, but I'm sure you'll find some anyway. Take care, and exploit the fussing while you can!:D

*snuggles you silly and pats your hard head*

Welcome back, sweets! I've been a horrible flister and have commented on almost nothing the last week because I'm made of fail... actually because I've been typing my little fingers to the bones working on FIVE fics at once, but that's my sob story, not yours. *snuggles you again for good measure*

Alas, I have no porn to offer, but I do have some super sappy fluff coming up in about ten minutes. :-) Heh. And then who knows, I might be tempted to make up for the lack of porn I've been dishing out lately. :-)

Oh my gosh, I totally missed your sister's post too!!! *headdesk*

I am SO SO SO glad you're okay darlin'!! *BIG HUGS*

Your stream of consciousness post was adorable! I particularly liked:

The Smallville emo version, though. -- Of course!! *grin*
I'll stalk you SO HARD, it'll border on dub-con. - I laughed for a good five minutes over that!! HAHAHA!!! Stalk me all you want baby! LOL!

And for some reason this amused me to no end as well:
(my plants, [info]idrilc! Water!)

Again, I am SO VERY GLAD that you are okay and on the mend!! I don't have any specific fluffy recs because I have been terribly behind myself but [insert shamelsss plug for my catboy fic here], you might check that out. Heh.

*MORE HUGS*

I'm so glad you're back and okay *hugs carefully*

*shares her smokes and tequila*

Spam us with as much randomness as you like, and we will spam you with pr0n *g*

♥

Glad to hear you're out of the hospital. Sorry to hear you're being mothered, just try to remember that they mean well when they treat you like you haven't grown up yet and you might keep your sanity through the experience.

By the way, love hearing about the dog and the slippers, it made me chuckle as I have puppies myself and could completely relate and picture the situation.

Take care, feel better.

AAAAAAA!! Nisam ni znala za nesreću! *headbangs*

Zašto-ne-provjeravam-LJ-češće!!??

Ajooj, nadam se da se dobro oporavljaš!!!

♥ ♥ ♥

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